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    Posted on Jan 20, 2016

    Someone Created Computer-Generated “Friends” Scenes And They Are The Best Things Ever

    So, so good but so, so bad.

    The Dream: To discover an episode of Friends that you've never seen before.

    NBC

    The Reality: There are no new episodes to watch, BUT there are some horribly funny computer-generated Friends scripts to read.

    Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy

    [Scene: Monica and Chandler's]

    Joey: (entering, curling voice) Rach, enough. I'm so sorry.

    Rachel: What kind of people do these thing?

    Joey: Ergui...

    Rachel: (to Joey) I gave you my wife in soap opera. (pause) Uh! (snaps off her jacket.) I have a baby!

    Joey: Yeah!

    Thanks to Twitter user Andy Pandy and his ability to feed a "recurrent neural network" with Friends scripts, fans now have new Ross, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler adventures to obsess over.

    Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy

    The scripts hardly make any sense. But, because of that, when they do make even a little bit of sense, it's a magical moment.

    Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy

    Rachel: Okay!

    Gary: Okay.

    Joey: Yeah!

    Monica: Oh my God!

    Phoebe: Maybe you need a pizza.

    Chandler: (laughs) You go him baby Geller?! (Rachel shouts something)

    [COMMERICAL BREAK]

    Like when the computer really understood the essence of Chandler:

    Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy

    [OPENING CREDITS]

    [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is waiting for the door. Ross is looking for Joey and Chandler's stuck on the couch and screaming.]

    Chandler: Well, I proposed to my shoe...

    Like when it really, really ~understood~ him:

    Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy

    Chandler: So, Phoebe likes my pants.

    Monica: Chicken Bob!

    Chandler: (in a muffin) (Runs to the girls to cry) Can I get some presents.

    When it knew Monica's dating struggles:

    Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy

    Monica: I hate men! I hate men!

    Ross: What are you gonna do?

    When it totally was feeling those awkward brother-sister vibes that Ross and Monica have:

    Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy

    Monica: Hey Ross, come here!

    (They kiss)

    And when the computer definitely knew the importance of London and how to keep Joey's humor alive:

    Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_pandy

    [Time lapse.]

    Joey: Seriously give me a clown on the table that's all.

    Monica: (whispering) She's in London.

    So, is NBC looking for some more Friends scripts?

    Andy Pandy / Via Twitter: @_Pandy

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