Someone Created Computer-Generated “Friends” Scenes And They Are The Best Things Ever

So, so good but so, so bad.

The Dream: To discover an episode of Friends that you've never seen before.

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The Reality: There are no new episodes to watch, BUT there are some horribly funny computer-generated Friends scripts to read.

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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]

Joey: (entering, curling voice) Rach, enough. I'm so sorry.

Rachel: What kind of people do these thing?

Joey: Ergui...

Rachel: (to Joey) I gave you my wife in soap opera. (pause) Uh! (snaps off her jacket.) I have a baby!

Joey: Yeah!

Thanks to Twitter user Andy Pandy and his ability to feed a "recurrent neural network" with Friends scripts, fans now have new Ross, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler adventures to obsess over.

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The scripts hardly make any sense. But, because of that, when they do make even a little bit of sense, it's a magical moment.

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Rachel: Okay!

Gary: Okay.

Joey: Yeah!

Monica: Oh my God!

Phoebe: Maybe you need a pizza.

Chandler: (laughs) You go him baby Geller?! (Rachel shouts something)

[COMMERICAL BREAK]

Like when the computer really understood the essence of Chandler:

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[OPENING CREDITS]

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is waiting for the door. Ross is looking for Joey and Chandler's stuck on the couch and screaming.]

Chandler: Well, I proposed to my shoe...

Like when it really, really ~understood~ him:

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Chandler: So, Phoebe likes my pants.

Monica: Chicken Bob!

Chandler: (in a muffin) (Runs to the girls to cry) Can I get some presents.

When it knew Monica's dating struggles:

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Monica: I hate men! I hate men!

Ross: What are you gonna do?

When it totally was feeling those awkward brother-sister vibes that Ross and Monica have:

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Monica: Hey Ross, come here!

(They kiss)

And when the computer definitely knew the importance of London and how to keep Joey's humor alive:

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[Time lapse.]

Joey: Seriously give me a clown on the table that's all.

Monica: (whispering) She's in London.

So, is NBC looking for some more Friends scripts?

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