The Dream: To discover an episode of Friends that you've never seen before.
The Reality: There are no new episodes to watch, BUT there are some horribly funny computer-generated Friends scripts to read.
![[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]Joey: (entering, curling voice) Rach, enough. I'm so sorry.Rachel: What kind of people do these thing?Joey: Ergui...Rachel: (to Joey) I gave you my wife in soap opera. (pause) Uh! (snaps off her jacket.) I have a baby!Joey: Yeah!](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-01/20/16/enhanced/webdr10/original-20474-1453326089-3.jpg)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]
Joey: (entering, curling voice) Rach, enough. I'm so sorry.
Rachel: What kind of people do these thing?
Joey: Ergui...
Rachel: (to Joey) I gave you my wife in soap opera. (pause) Uh! (snaps off her jacket.) I have a baby!
Joey: Yeah!
Thanks to Twitter user Andy Pandy and his ability to feed a "recurrent neural network" with Friends scripts, fans now have new Ross, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler adventures to obsess over.
The scripts hardly make any sense. But, because of that, when they do make even a little bit of sense, it's a magical moment.
![Rachel: Okay!Gary: Okay.Joey: Yeah!Monica: Oh my God!Phoebe: Maybe you need a pizza.Chandler: (laughs) You go him baby Geller?! (Rachel shouts something)[COMMERICAL BREAK]](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-01/20/17/enhanced/webdr13/original-1246-1453327253-3.jpg)
Rachel: Okay!
Gary: Okay.
Joey: Yeah!
Monica: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Maybe you need a pizza.
Chandler: (laughs) You go him baby Geller?! (Rachel shouts something)
[COMMERICAL BREAK]
Like when the computer really understood the essence of Chandler:
![[OPENING CREDITS][Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is waiting for the door. Ross is looking for Joey and Chandler's stuck on the couch and screaming.]Chandler: Well, I proposed to my shoe...](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-01/20/16/enhanced/webdr06/original-17998-1453326790-10.jpg)
[OPENING CREDITS]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is waiting for the door. Ross is looking for Joey and Chandler's stuck on the couch and screaming.]
Chandler: Well, I proposed to my shoe...
Like when it really, really ~understood~ him:
Chandler: So, Phoebe likes my pants.
Monica: Chicken Bob!
Chandler: (in a muffin) (Runs to the girls to cry) Can I get some presents.
When it knew Monica's dating struggles:
Monica: I hate men! I hate men!
Ross: What are you gonna do?
When it totally was feeling those awkward brother-sister vibes that Ross and Monica have:
Monica: Hey Ross, come here!
(They kiss)
And when the computer definitely knew the importance of London and how to keep Joey's humor alive:
![[Time lapse.]Joey: Seriously give me a clown on the table that's all.Monica: (whispering) She's in London.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-01/20/17/enhanced/webdr13/original-5203-1453327487-3.jpg)
[Time lapse.]
Joey: Seriously give me a clown on the table that's all.
Monica: (whispering) She's in London.
So, is NBC looking for some more Friends scripts?
