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21 Hilariously Savage Lucille Bluth Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

Man, she really hates Gob.

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1. When she 100% believed her only daughter:

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2. When she took a stand for herself:

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3. When she trusted her son's intelligence:

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4. When she told her family her death wishes:

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5. When she impressed an entire bar:

Waiter: Can I get you anything else, ma'am?Lucille: No, thanks. I have to get back to rehab.Man: She's in rehab!*crowd cheering*
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Waiter: Can I get you anything else, ma'am?

Lucille: No, thanks. I have to get back to rehab.

Man: She's in rehab!

*crowd cheering*

6. When she loved her children equally...almost:

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Lucille: I love all my children equally.

*earlier that day*

Lucille: I don't care for Gob.

7. And when she still didn't love Gob the most:

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8. And one more time when she really didn't like Gob that much:

Lucille: Anyway, it's a party, and I want the whole family there.Gob: We're having a party?Lucille: No.
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Lucille: Anyway, it's a party, and I want the whole family there.

Gob: We're having a party?

Lucille: No.

9. When she proved that she had been inside a grocery store at least once before:

Lucille: I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
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Lucille: I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?

10. When she honestly had a very tough day:

11. When she had a healthy discussion with her daughter:

Lucille: I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
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Lucille: I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

12. When she threw Buster a party out of love:

Michael: I still can't believe he's going into the army.Lucille: You know, he's doing it just to spite me.Michael: Then why are you throwing him a party?Lucille: Just to spite him.
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Michael: I still can't believe he's going into the army.

Lucille: You know, he's doing it just to spite me.

Michael: Then why are you throwing him a party?

Lucille: Just to spite him.

13. When she gave Lindsay some job advice:

14. When she didn't have time for silly questions:

15. Or ridiculous accusations:

Lucille: If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.
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Lucille: If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

16. When she cared about her children's personal belongings:

Lucille: I happen to be a more caring mother than most.Buster: Where's my bed?Lucille: I put it in storage. I guess you'll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your night with!
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Lucille: I happen to be a more caring mother than most.

Buster: Where's my bed?

Lucille: I put it in storage. I guess you'll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your night with!

17. And when she cared about their feelings:

Lucille: You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
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Lucille: You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

18. When she told her son bedtime stories:

19. When she showed her humor through her laughter:

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20. When she started her morning with a balanced breakfast:

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21. And finally, when, once again, she really didn't care for Gob at all:

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Gob: What are you doing? You wanna hang out?

Lucille: Why are you trying to get me out of the house?

Gob: I just thought we could hang out.

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