1. Dummy:
Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao"
2. Good sense of people:
DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine HARRY: I bet this dude is great
3. "is this u":
4. What are you doing?:
5. Pull it together:
[harry potter pulled over drunk driving] HARRY: expecto patronum. pretend u were driving [stag gets behind the wheel] STAG: u have a problem
6. Come on:
7. Smh:
Top 3 things Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley aren't good at: 1 Naming children 2 Naming children 3 Naming children
8. Where am I?:
9. Snape 5ever:
10. Mkay:
11. You deserve this:
12. Massive eyeroll:
13. Burn:
14. Ouch, another one:
15. But who am I?:
16. Not this again:
17. Observant:
18. Do better:
19. Do a lot better:
20. Hmm, I've seen that somewhere:
21. How the tides have turned:
22. Good student:
23. Take a breather:
Every year Harry Potter goes to school and somebody tries to kill me. Bro stay home 1 year, take a break, kick your shoes off,watch Netflix.
24. Sounds about right:
Harry Potter had a spell for defogging his glasses but not for eliminating the need for glasses
25. The burns won't stop coming:
Don't worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter
26. Dumbass:
