26 Times Ron Swanson Was The Funniest Character On "Parks And Recreation"

Never question a man who wants all of the bacon.

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1. When he revealed how to instantly put someone in their place.

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Ron: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know, I don't really care about them.

2. When he truly lived the IDGAF life.


Ron: I have a permit.

Man: This just says, "I can do what I want."

4. When he was so excited that he could barely contain himself.


Ron: Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. It's been a real whirlwind.

6. When he was there for his friends the only way he knows how to be.


Ron: If any of you need anything at all...too bad. Deal with you problems yourselves like adults.

7. When he impressed the universe and everyone living in it with his intimidating order.

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Ron: Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait...wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

9. When he took all necessary precautions to protect his whereabouts.

Ron: Seems like an invasion of privacy.

April: Dude, if you think that's bad, go to Google Earth and type in your address.

11. When he couldn't even handle Europe for a second.


14. When he knew how he was going to meet his end.


Ron: I've had the same will since I was eight years old.

Ben (reading Ron's will): "Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me."

Ben: What are these weird symbols?

Ron: The man who kills me will know.

16. When he tried to fit in with the rest of society but he just couldn't do it.


19. When he went above and beyond to protect those he holds dear to his heart.


Ron: When it comes to bacon, be prepared.

21. When he wore his sexual adventures like a badge of honor.