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    Updated on Aug 31, 2020. Posted on Sep 26, 2015

    26 Times Ron Swanson Was The Funniest Character On "Parks And Recreation"

    Never question a man who wants all of the bacon.

    1. When he revealed how to instantly put someone in their place.

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    Ron: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know, I don't really care about them.

    2. When he truly lived the IDGAF life.

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    Ron: I have a permit.

    Man: This just says, "I can do what I want."

    3. When he did his sex dance and the world seemed to flip upside down.

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    4. When he was so excited that he could barely contain himself.

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    Ron: Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. It's been a real whirlwind.

    5. When he made everyone genuinely believe that food is scared of him.

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    Ron: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

    6. When he was there for his friends the only way he knows how to be.

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    Ron: If any of you need anything at all...too bad. Deal with you problems yourselves like adults.

    7. When he impressed the universe and everyone living in it with his intimidating order.

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    Ron: Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait...wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

    8. When he used scare tactics to prove his dominance.

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    9. When he took all necessary precautions to protect his whereabouts.

    Ron: Seems like an invasion of privacy.

    April: Dude, if you think that's bad, go to Google Earth and type in your address.

    10. When he spoke the cold, hard truth about being single.

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    Ron: Your house isn't haunted, you're lonely.

    11. When he couldn't even handle Europe for a second.

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    12. When he revealed that the Tammys aren't his only weakness.

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    13. When he gave solid life advice while still being the curmudgeon that he is.

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    14. When he knew how he was going to meet his end.

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    Ron: I've had the same will since I was eight years old.

    Ben (reading Ron's will): "Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me."

    Ben: What are these weird symbols?

    Ron: The man who kills me will know.

    15. When he had the perfect comeback to utter nonsense.

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    Chris: Ron, would you like some salad?

    Ron: Since I am not a rabbit, no I do not.

    16. When he tried to fit in with the rest of society but he just couldn't do it.

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    17. When he took a stand against products that are lying about what they really are.

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    18. When he was completely serious about something that others would think is a joke.

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    19. When he went above and beyond to protect those he holds dear to his heart.

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    Ron: When it comes to bacon, be prepared.

    20. When he had no patience for silly things such as emotions.

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    Ron: Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.

    21. When he wore his sexual adventures like a badge of honor.

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    22. When he made fun of anyone who isn't drinking whiskey.

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    Ron: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

    23. When he opened his heart to something that wasn't whiskey, bacon, brunettes, or Lil' Sebastian.

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    24. When he refused to admit that he needed to go see a doctor.

    25. When he had no time for untruths or any of its cousins.

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    26. And, finally, when he let SnakeJuice takeover his body and soul.

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