1. When he revealed how to instantly put someone in their place.
2. When he truly lived the IDGAF life.
Ron: I have a permit.
Man: This just says, "I can do what I want."
3. When he did his sex dance and the world seemed to flip upside down.
4. When he was so excited that he could barely contain himself.
Ron: Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. It's been a real whirlwind.
5. When he made everyone genuinely believe that food is scared of him.
6. When he was there for his friends the only way he knows how to be.
Ron: If any of you need anything at all...too bad. Deal with you problems yourselves like adults.
7. When he impressed the universe and everyone living in it with his intimidating order.
8. When he used scare tactics to prove his dominance.
9. When he took all necessary precautions to protect his whereabouts.
Ron: Seems like an invasion of privacy.
April: Dude, if you think that's bad, go to Google Earth and type in your address.
10. When he spoke the cold, hard truth about being single.
11. When he couldn't even handle Europe for a second.
12. When he revealed that the Tammys aren't his only weakness.
13. When he gave solid life advice while still being the curmudgeon that he is.
14. When he knew how he was going to meet his end.
Ron: I've had the same will since I was eight years old.
Ben (reading Ron's will): "Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me."
Ben: What are these weird symbols?
Ron: The man who kills me will know.
15. When he had the perfect comeback to utter nonsense.
16. When he tried to fit in with the rest of society but he just couldn't do it.
17. When he took a stand against products that are lying about what they really are.
18. When he was completely serious about something that others would think is a joke.
19. When he went above and beyond to protect those he holds dear to his heart.
Ron: When it comes to bacon, be prepared.
20. When he had no patience for silly things such as emotions.
21. When he wore his sexual adventures like a badge of honor.
22. When he made fun of anyone who isn't drinking whiskey.
23. When he opened his heart to something that wasn't whiskey, bacon, brunettes, or Lil' Sebastian.
24. When he refused to admit that he needed to go see a doctor.
25. When he had no time for untruths or any of its cousins.
26. And, finally, when he let SnakeJuice takeover his body and soul.
