26 Times Ron Swanson Was The Funniest Character On "Parks And Recreation"

Never question a man who wants all of the bacon.

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1. When he revealed how to instantly put someone in their place.

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Ron: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know, I don't really care about them.

2. When he truly lived the IDGAF life.

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Ron: I have a permit.

Man: This just says, "I can do what I want."

4. When he was so excited that he could barely contain himself.

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Ron: Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. It's been a real whirlwind.

6. When he was there for his friends the only way he knows how to be.

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Ron: If any of you need anything at all...too bad. Deal with you problems yourselves like adults.

7. When he impressed the universe and everyone living in it with his intimidating order.

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Ron: Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait...wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

9. When he took all necessary precautions to protect his whereabouts.

Ron: Seems like an invasion of privacy.

April: Dude, if you think that's bad, go to Google Earth and type in your address.

11. When he couldn't even handle Europe for a second.

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14. When he knew how he was going to meet his end.

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Ron: I've had the same will since I was eight years old.

Ben (reading Ron's will): "Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me."

Ben: What are these weird symbols?

Ron: The man who kills me will know.

16. When he tried to fit in with the rest of society but he just couldn't do it.

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19. When he went above and beyond to protect those he holds dear to his heart.

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Ron: When it comes to bacon, be prepared.

21. When he wore his sexual adventures like a badge of honor.

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