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    21 Hilarious Target Jokes That Are 100% Relatable

    "If I say I’m 'running errands' it means I’m doing like one important thing and then I'm getting coffee and going to Target."

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    No one goes to target because they need something. You go to target and let target tell you what you need.

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    Target, this is toxic. We can’t keep doing this. You’re bad for me. https://t.co/DbWGs7ejIv

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    my husband and i walking out of target when we only buy what we went there for..

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    Me when I call it Tarjay instead of Target

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    if i say i’m “running errands” it means i’m doing like one important thing and then i’m getting coffee and going to target

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    My husband showing me our bank account with a $312.84 purchase at Target:

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    therapy: - expensive - months to years of hard work - emotionally draining walking around aimlessly at target for 5 hours: - super effective - emotionally healing - vague popcorn scent - u find cool stuff

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    an emotional haiku: needed some tweezers spent ninety bucks at target guess what i forgot

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    You ever just get that SUDDEN STRONG urge to go to Target? Its like.. theres such a specific feeling to it. You are just sitting there, everything normal, going about your day.. TARGET!

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    Felt cute til I looked in the self checkout camera at Target

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    me in target https://t.co/xHVrI515nR

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    I wanted my mom to FaceTime while she was in target

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    *Walks into the dollar section at Target* Me: “oh this is cute” My wallet: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Cashier: “Your total is $128”

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    me at target: *puts $120 worth of useless things into my cart* cashier: that'll be $120 :) me:

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    Today’s tea: ) ) ) ) ( ) ) ) _(___(____)____(___(__ (___ \You can’t act surprised / _ \ that you got more / | \than 1 item, when /____| \ you do it all / \ the time / \____________/