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    Samantha Bee Inspired Us To Clap Back At Random Men Who Tell Women To Smile

    "Say nothing and rip your worst fart as you walk by them."

    Many men have a bad habit of telling women to smile:

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    So here are some tips for dealing with those unwanted suggestions:

    1. Give 'em the middle finger:

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    "This usually works."

    2. Talk about your pearly whites:

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    "I've had 10 plus years of serious orthodontic work. You can't afford me."

    3. Fart, ladies. Just fart:

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    "Say nothing and rip your worst fart as you walk by them."

    4. Listen to Kanye's tweets:

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    "Look to Yeezy for guidance: 'not smiling makes me smile'."

    5. Keep it clean and simple:

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    "Nope."

    6. Like, really simple:

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    "No."

    7. Move along... quickly:

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    "Smile nervously and move along because harassers are not worth any more energy (also they're often scary, the world is garbage, etc.)."

    8. Say everything you're thinking:

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    "Pay off my credit cards and then maybe I'll smile." Or just "Fuck off!'"

    9. Talk about misogynist tears:

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    "Say, 'I only smile when I think of misogynists crying.'"

    10. Start quoting Mean Girls:

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    "Say, 'Why are you so obsessed with me?' in your best Regina George voice."

    11. Make the face your heart is telling you to make:

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    "Give them a smile!...A creepy, maniacal smile..."

    12. Play mind games with them:

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    "Tell them you're a figment of their imagination and then watch as they melt into themselves as they reevaluate every life choice they've ever made."

    13. Confuse them with words:

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    "It's actually Opposite Day. Mind your business."

    14. Tell 'em what's up:

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    "You don't deserve my smile."

    15. And, finally, this:

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    "K BYE."

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