18 Disney Moments That Will Always Make You Say, "Wait, What?"

    Mike and Sulley have some explaining to do.

    Casey Rackham
    by Casey Rackham

    BuzzFeed Staff

    We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community which Disney moments infuriate them the most, and here are some of the best results:

    1. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard on his face or hair on his chest, arms, and legs?

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    "Does he have a supply of Gillette razors and shaving cream or did The Art of Shaving open a branch in the jungle or something? That always bothered me, especially since his dad had that awesome facial hair!"

    —e41f520302

    2. Why does Mike tell Sulley that he's been jealous of his looks since the fourth grade even though they didn't meet until college at Monsters University?

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    "I can't stop thinking about it every time I watch that movie." —cannemerlin

    3. Did Miley think that 300 people would really keep her secret that she's Hannah Montana?

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    "During the final concert in Hannah Montana: The Movie, she pulls off her wig and reveals her secret. But all 300 people say they will 'keep her secret.' 300 keeping a juicy secret like that to themselves? I think not." —rachelannao

    4. Why doesn't Aladdin have nipples?

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    "He doesn't have any nipples, and it actually makes me SO mad." —bells98

    5. In The Lizzie McGuire Movie, why was Ms. Ungermeyer the only chaperone on a school trip to A WHOLE DIFFERENT COUNTRY?

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    "Also why was everyone so upset that Paolo was lip syncing? Yet, at the end, I'm pretty sure that wasn't really Hilary Duff singing. Also how the hell didn't Ms. U see them in every magazine near her?" —loveme91393

    6. Why does Hades' blue hair turn red when he's angry when blue flames are sometimes hotter than red flames?

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    "Hades' flaming 'hair' is blue, but when he gets really angry it turns red? In a lot of cases, blue flames are hotter than red ones! So he's not really getting hotter/angrier, he's getting cooler!" —kjelleebean

    7. In Tangled, if Rapunzel's tears bring Flynn back to life, won't people be after her tears now?

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    —avcmurray

    8. How does Cinderella's shoe fall off if it fit perfectly?

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    —nellytheredpanda

    9. In Pocahontas, why didn't they have her and John teach each other their languages instead of that magic wind doing it for them?

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    "I almost forgot about that wonderful 'magic translation' in Pocahontas. Like, really? Why couldn't Disney just do a montage where they teach each other their languages instead of that silly magic thing?" —justarandomchicken

    10. If the ocean chose Moana, why did it try to make things difficult for her?

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    —marie-francel

    11. At the end of Frozen, when the snow/ice melted, how did they magically end up on a boat that wasn't there a second ago?

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    —bkb26

    12. Why was Kristoff named the official ice master of Arendell when Elsa can make ice for free with her magic?

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    "She’s making the good tax-paying citizens of Arendell pay for a good she can create for free just so her brother-in-law can have a job. Corrupt!!!" —lindsayb42bb479a4

    13. Why did Flynn have to cut Rapunzel's hair so goddamn short?

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    "I will never get over this atrocity." —katieh4ed087c56

    14. And, I'm sorry, but why did her hair have to turn brown?

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    "Regardless of the explanation [i.e., her mother's hair was brown], the visual effect of blonde hair signifying 'magic' and brown hair signifying 'ordinary' will never not annoy me." —primavolta

    15. Why didn't Ariel communicate with Eric with ink and paper?

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    "I hate that, in The Little Mermaid, Ariel never thought to WRITE DOWN stuff to say to Eric rather than hope that he’d fall in love with her WITHOUT HAVING A SINGLE CONVERSATION!! —tessmess01

    16. In Beauty and the Beast, why does Maurice get mad at Phillippe for taking him down the scary path after he 100% made him go down that path?

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    "YOU EXPLICITLY TOLD THE HORSE TO TAKE THE CREEPY PATH AND, WHEN HE REFUSED, FORCED HIM WITH THE REIGNS. Ugh." —anoukvanderz

    17. And why do only some of the characters in Beauty and the Beast have French accents?

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    —magnesium13

    18. And finally, why didn't Flora and Merryweather just compromise and make Aurora's dress purple?

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    "This is a minor one, I’ll admit, but why didn’t Flora and Merryweather just agree to make Aurora’s dress light purple, as blue and pink would do if mixed?!?!? —Molly LeBlanc, Facebook

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