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    18 Times David And Patrick From "Schitt's Creek" Made My Queer Heart Squeal

    My heart is crying from so much happiness right now.

    1. First things first, when Patrick was 100% smitten with David literally the FIRST time he met him:

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    2. And then when David left a bunch of adorable voicemails for Patrick:

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    3. When Patrick framed their store's first receipt for David (hello, personal, sentimental gift that proves he has feelings for you):

    4. And then when they kissed for the first time and melted our hearts into *screams in Moira* PUDDLES:

    5. When David told Patrick he was nice and Patrick refused to say it back:

    6. When David was ranting about his BOYFRIEND'S — yes, he said boyfriend — shoes:

    7. When Patrick made this face after finding out David was in a thruple:

    8. And then when they made these faces while listening to each other talk:

    9. When David effortlessly walked into the store and Patrick called him out for it:

    10. When David gave Patrick half of a hickey:

    11. When Patrick told David how right he makes him feel:

    12. When Patrick told David he loves him, 1) because he does and 2) to make his day more stressful:

    13. And then when he told David that he's his "Mariah Carey," which, as we all know, is the highest honor:

    14. When David said "I love you" back:

    15. And then right after when David realized he forgot to get his one true love his tea:

    16. When Patrick revealed that he's a "butter-voiced beax" and then serenaded the love of his life:

    17. OK, LIKE I WAS GOING TO BRING UP PATRICK SINGING TINA TURNER'S "SIMPLY THE BEST" WITHOUT LETTING YOU WATCH THE VIDEO:

    18. AND THEN, GUYS, WHEN DAVID SANG IT BACK TO HIM AS HIS OLIVE BRANCH. SORRY ABOUT MY SCREAMING, I JUST LOVE THEIR LOVE SO MUCH:

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