1. When he let it slip that he knows a lot about decapitation.
2. When his weed knowledge went right over Dwight's head.
Creed: That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica.
Dwight: No. It's marijuana.
3. When he made you question whether or not he was actually Creed at all.
Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.
4. When you desperately wanted to know what else he has stolen.
Creed: I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.
5. When he instantly started sweating when the authorities mentioned a "narcotics situation."
Police officer: We were tipped off about a possible narcotics situation.
Creed: Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave.
6. When you pictured Creed leading a cult in the middle of the wilderness and shivers went down your spine.
7. When you avoided asking yourself if Creed has murdered anyone because you already knew the answer.
8. When your suspicions about him being a murderer were more or less confirmed.
Creed: It's Halloween. That is really, really good timing.
9. When you racked your brain trying to figure out what kind of scuba gang Creed is involved with.
Creed: Did one of you tell Stanley that I have asthma? If it gets out, they won't let me scuba. If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What am I working toward?
10. When he questioned Meredith about what drugs she's on with such tenacity that you kind of got scared for a second.
11. When you added counterfeiting to his rap sheet.
12. When you realized Creed's eccentricities might lean more towards being crimes than quirks.
13. When you nodded your head in un-surprised acceptance when you found out he speaks pirate.
14. When you started to wonder if Creed uses worms for other things besides fishing.
15. When he once again kind of admitted that he maybe murdered someone.
Creed: Sorry I'm late, boss. What's goin' on?
Michael: Sir, there has been a murder and you are a suspect.
Creed: Okay. Hang on just a second. Let me settle in and I'll be right back.
16. When you most definitely questioned why Creed knows Mandarin.
17. When you wanted to look up on WebMD if it's common for people to mistake potatoes for apples.
Toby: Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato.
18. When he drank an ice pack and possibly ate some mice without knowing it.
Kevin: No food now? Someone has to do something about Dwight.
Creed: He put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry slurpee pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.
19. When you thought, for a second, that Creed was joking but then were worried that he thinks a lot of people are figments of his imagination.
Nellie: Get excited! The special projects fairy has arrived!
Creed: I know you don't really exist.
20. When he casually posed for a mugshot that wasn't a mugshot.
Photographer: No, you're all good.
Creed: Great!
21. When you thought to yourself, "Maybe Creed should be in jail."
22. And then when you were finally like, yeah, someone needs to call the police.
