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19 Self-Quarantine Diary Entry Tweets That Are Funny And Relatable

Dear Diary, it's Day 2 of self-quarantine.

Lots of people are practicing social distancing to prevent the spread of COVID-19 by self-quarantining themselves in their homes. The result is a whole lot of funny and relatable "diary/journal entries" of their experiences. If you like what you see, click through and follow your favorites to make your Twitter timeline a happier, funnier place!


QUARANTINE DIARY Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix


social distancing day 3: i am sending risky texts just to get my heart rate up


Day 2 in the house. My boyfriend is questioning our relationship because I stole a star from him in mario party. Yelled โ€œsee if you get a can of beans on day 16.โ€ Wow



[ day 2 of self quarantine ] me: iโ€™m bored my cat: have you tried dropping something into a shoe



[coronavirus pandemic diary] Day 3: Iโ€™ve not had sex in 6 months


Quarantine Day 1: Buying 20 lbs of rice Quarantine Day 2: Using half of it on a 7-course risotto tasting menu cuz Iโ€™m bored


day 1 of covid-19 house arrest: i tried to โ€œwatchโ€ a book



Day 2 of social distancing. Saw a picture of my bf as a baby. Cried at the thought of what it would be like to hold that baby. Then? Got horny for him as an adult. Iโ€™m not going to come out of this in a good place.


day 1 of being quarantined with my family: my little sister opened the fridge and let out the biggest sneeze of her life on itโ€™s contents. I hate it here.


Day 2 of quarantine, when my parents asking why I am irritated with them:


Day 2 of social distancing: slow danced with a stuffed animal


Quarantine Day 2: Spending the day alternating between Instacart and looking for men to spend the apocalypse with on Tinder. My opening line? โ€œI have hand sanitizer.โ€


Day 5 of quarantine: heard a weird noise coming from some corner of my room but nothing moved and instead of being creeped out I said "Hope it's a ghost, at least I can have some company". The alleged ghost has not replied. Will update if they do.