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    100 Of The Funniest "Bachelorette" Tweets From This Season

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    1.

    Live look at Clare’s diary night one #TheBachelorette

    2.

    Clare: I think I just met my husband Chris Harrison: #TheBachelorette

    3.

    No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's #TheBachelorette

    4.

    Clare: Dale is out of this world. He’s so unique Dale: #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    5.

    Wait... Dale got the first impression rose!?!!? #TheBachelorette

    6.

    Clare: - gets pissed when guys don’t jump at the opportunity to talk to her - gets pissed when a guy didn’t know anything about her - rewards men for breaking the rules #TheBachelorette

    7.

    Clare when Brandon isn’t automatically obsessed with her #TheBachelorette

    8.

    I’m starting to think Clare should’ve gone to therapy instead of being on the bachelorette. #TheBachelorette

    9.

    I knew I saw the resemblance somewhere... and then it hit me 🤣 #thebachelorette

    10.

    Spot the difference 😂 Bennett is Schmidt #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    11.

    I would like more of whatever this content is #TheBachelorette

    12.

    Honestly I would rather watch a whole season of Bennett inviting the other men one by one into his suite, doing face masks, and getting to know each other by the pool. #thebachelorette

    13.

    ABC: We need an older woman to be #thebachelorette so we can give America the mature, less dramatic season it deserves. Clare:

    14.

    Peter realizing he isn’t the worst person in #BachelorNation anymore. #bachelorette

    15.

    Clare: *crying* Dale: this looks like a job for... #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    16.

    put this photo in the history books #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    17.

    #bachelorette “Oh sorry, Dale and I were just talking”

    18.

    Apparently Claire got this close to Zach before realizing he is in fact not actually Dale #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    19.

    Clare continuing to bring up Dale with the other guys #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

    20.

    clare: “i can’t believe they just roasted my fiancé like that” everyone else: #bachelorette

    21.

    Clare please just pick Dale and go #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    22.

    never once did i think in the year of our lord 2020 i would find myself rooting for someone like bennett #bachelorette

    23.

    Clare: the men seem to be making some jokes about Dale *Bennett seizing the moment* #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

    24.

    bachelor nation as soon as we saw tayshia in next week’s preview #TheBachelorette

    25.

    Tayshia answering Chris Harrison’s call: #TheBachelorette

    26.

    bachelor nation after watching the last 5 seconds of that preview #TheBachelorette

    27.

    Clare walking onto the Bachelorette #TheBachelorette

    28.

    All I’m sayin is they got the same energy #TheBachelorette

    29.

    Claire: “My parents got engaged after knowing each other for three weeks” Dale after knowing claire for 3 weeks: #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    30.

    Neil Lane when Chris Harrison facetimed him asking for a ring two weeks into filming #TheBachelorette

    31.

    #TheBachelorette When you came on the bachelorette to be famous but then you have to get married after 1 date

    32.

    Chris Harrison: LET ME FILL YOU IN. YOU’RE GETTING ENGAGED. Dale: #TheBachelorette

    33.

    Every girl’s dream proposal location 🥰 #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    34.

    Clare: pours her heart out Dale: yea that’s wild right Me : #bachelorette #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette

    35.

    Chris: “Can you get over that lady that you knew for 6 days?” #TheBachelorette

    36.

    jason after realizing he shared his demons for nothing #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    37.

    Me watching Clare cry that Dale “showed up” for the millionth time #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette

    38.

    Dale when Clare yelled “BABIES” after Chris Harrison asked what’s next #TheBachelorette

    39.

    Me on the phone with ABC customer service for wasting half of this episode on Clare and Dale #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    40.

    All of America when Chris Harrison says we're getting back to Tayshia after the break #TheBachelorette

    41.

    Dear diary: I’m already doing a better job than Clare #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    42.

    2020 is proud to replace "helicopter rides over exotic tropical islands" with "pony rides around a La Quinta Inn and Suites while Chris Harrison randomly pops up with snacks from the 7-eleven" #thebachelorette

    43.

    BREAKING NEWS: chris harrison is now in the hospital for his back injury from carrying the show #TheBachelorette

    44.

    hearing Brendan speak so respectfully about his ex wife #TheBachelorette

    45.

    THAT’S IT IM ROOTING FOR YOU BRENDAN YOU PRECIOUS MUNCHKIN! #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    46.

    You guys Joe is a 36-year-old anesthesiologist with a beautiful man bun and a legit sense of humor who declares himself "a lover not a fighter" AND LOOKS. LIKE. THIS. I...I SUDDENLY SEE NO OTHER OPTIONS!?!?! #TheBachelorette

    47.

    You know who would NEVER humor toxic masculinity and take the wrestling date way too seriously... #TheBachelorette

    48.

    Chasen: “I’m bringing wolverine out” Bachelor nation: #TheBachelorette

    49.

    I’m sorry is Ed blocking the baby’s ears so he doesn’t hear this fight?? #TheBachelorette

    50.

    Ed: “well take your medium shirt and sit down” Chasen: “ITS ACTUALLY A LARGE” #theBachelorette

    51.

    In two weeks we went from Clare thirsting over Dale to Ivan and Tayshia literally spending their date unpacking the emotional trauma of a pandemic, ongoing police brutality protests, and their families #TheBachelorette

    52.

    All of us talking about Ivan after this date #TheBachelorette

    53.

    “Tell Ed that Chris Harrison’s room is Tayshia’s room” #theBachelorette

    54.

    Ed outside Chris Harrison’s door at 2:30 am #TheBachelorette

    55.

    tayshia: “why am i giving ed a rose” chris harrison: “because i love him” #TheBachelorette

    56.

    THIS MAN, THIS THOUGHT, THIS SELF PORTRAIT! WE LOVE YOU PRECIOUS MUNCHKIN ❤️ #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    57.

    Bachelor nation when Brendan literally turned a picture frame from portrait to horizontal orientation #TheBachelorette

    58.

    tayshia seeing ben’s d*** #bachelorette #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC

    59.

    We Stan men supporting men EMOTIONALLY #TheBachelorette

    60.

    eazy after hoping for the most romantic date in bachelorette history and getting an escape room #TheBachelorette

    61.

    Bennett showing up with a friendly gift for Noah: #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette

    62.

    “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain” #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

    63.

    Me with Bennett at the beginning of the season vs now #TheBachelorette #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC

    64.

    tayshia: I have to make a decision between bennett and noah bachelor nation: #TheBachelorette

    65.

    66.

    GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE #TheBachelorette

    67.

    RIP to the worst-performing first impression rose recipient ever. We quite literally hardly knew yee 🙏 #TheBachelorette

    68.

    Me explaining to my fiancé just how utterly UNPRECEDENTED it is for a first rose receipent to go home this early on the bachelorette 🌹#TheBachelorette

    69.

    Bachelor nation after hearing every single Ben story #TheBachelorette

    70.

    bachelor nation trying to hug and give ben everything through our tv #BacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette

    71.

    Zac C trying to explain his cheating story and then dropping the bomb it was in sixth grade #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

    72.

    Zac's 6th grade girlfriend watching Tayshia laugh at his cheating story: #TheBachelorette #BacheloretteABC

    73.

    Bennett waiting in the bushes outside for Tayshia...#TheBacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation

    74.

    tayshia explaining why she’s sending riley home #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    75.

    Tayshia essentially sent Bennett home twice in less than 48 hours THATS MY BACHELORETTE #theBachelorette

    76.

    Bennett: can anyone name a specific time i was condescending? Bachelor nation: #TheBachelorette 🙋‍♀️

    77.

    Chris Harrison is like yosef just LIE #TheBachelorette

    78.

    The most beautiful love story in Bachelor Nation history #TheBachelorette

    79.

    Tayshia and Bachelor nation watching Brendan hang out with his niece like #TheBachelorette

    80.

    watching ivan watch his brother walk in #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    81.

    Me: HOW COULD SHE SEND BEN HOME!!! Friend: So she should have sent Ivan, Brendan, or Zac home? Me: No Friend: So... Ben? Me: NO Friend: Me: Friend: Me: #TheBachelorette

    82.

    Tayshia... hear me out... PO 👏 LY 👏 GA 👏 MY 👏 #TheBachelorette

    83.

    Exactly how this episode had left me feeling tonight #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    84.

    BRO TURN THE CAR AROUND AND TELL HER BENJAMIN #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    85.

    wait so zac gets an actual 5 star hotel room and ivan gets a CAMPER???? #theBachelorette #bachelorette

    86.

    Tayshia: So Zac your mom told me you didn’t WANT kids... Zac to his mom: #TheBachelorette

    87.

    producers: alright let's send the guy who's afraid of proposing to look at wedding rings #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    88.

    Live look at Brendan’s face as he tries out engagement rings with Tayshia and Neil Lane #TheBachelorette

    89.

    Ben: I'm in love with you Tayshia pretending she's not thrilled Ben is back... #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation

    90.

    tayshia: can we talk? ivan: #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    91.

    Me watching Ivan get sent home RN #TheBachelorette

    92.

    Tayshia: *breaks up with Ivan* Bachelor nation watching: #TheBachelorette

    93.

    bachelor nation right now: #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    94.

    It’s not Ben’s fault, he’s wearing breakup blue #TheBachelorette

    95.

    Tayshia: I want you to be happy too" Ben:" Someday" #TheBachelorette #bachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC #BachelorNation

    96.

    Zac: “I promise to always be loyal.” Zac’s 6th grade girlfriend watching right now: #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    97.

    Dare I say this is the best proposal is Bachelorette...history...? I’m swooning. #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

    98.

    THEY BROUGHT BACK THE TAXI FOR THEM #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

    99.

    OK SO NOW WE DON'T GET AN 'AFTER THE FINAL ROSE' SPECIAL???? #theBachelorette

    100.

    Started from the bottom now we’re here #BacheloretteABC #theBachelorette #bachelorette

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