24 Jokes That Millennials And Gen Z'ers Will Love

    Just gonna leave this here real quick.


    Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it’s not your turn to change it but with a whole society


    why are old people so obsessed with holes in jeans but don’t give a fuck about the hole they put in the ozone lmao fucken boomer bitches


    me: student loans are crippling our generation person that types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a pdf: i bought my house with three buttons and a carton of camels in 1974


    boomers be like “tattoos? ha. unemployable! now let me get back to tolerating workplace sexual harassment because that is normal and fine.”


    boomers: millennials are *immoral* and only think about themselves millennials: *sweating* would fleeing into the woods lower my environmental impact? am I supporting CEOs who are jerks to women? will I go to the Bad Place for drinking almond milk


    waiter: can I get you guys anything else? dickhead boomer: yeah, a million bucks waiter that wants a tip:


    Baby boomers: Why don't you just call/drop in and see if they're hiring?? Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother's front window you fucking animals


    millennial: i wanna die boomer: here's climate change millennial: not like that


    i think that student loan forgiveness does a disservice to boomers like me, who paid for college fair and square using six nickels i found under my grandma's couch


    SENIOR YEAR (2022): three intrepid teenagers disguise themselves as baby boomers to get an education without going $40,000 in debt https://t.co/UOo9HqatKC


    Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY


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    Sounds a lot like the home economics curriculum cut from budgets when boomers decided standardized test scores were priority https://t.co/FSFcqchhg7


    Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?


    Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no


    good metaphor for the boomer generation right here https://t.co/RqnR15V3VT


    My boomer dad, whom I love, has very weird ideas about how work works Me: 2 people just quit at my job him: ah! So they're gonna promote you now? Me: what, why would they do that? Now I just do 3 people's work him: but they have to pay you more now? Me:


    me: hey! how are y’all d- boomers: 2 WATERS W/ LEMON NO ICE BRING A BOWL OF LEMONS & THE BREAD BETTER BE HOT & EXTRA BUTTER BUT WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE WANT TO EAT YET SO DONT RUSH US me: ....anyways welcome to ******** my name is rebekah i will be your server for this afternoon


    Here we go again Boomers: video games glorify violence Video games:


    Every boomer knows someone who swears they saw a panhandler walk off their corner, take off their rags to reveal a three piece suit underneath and drive off in a jaguar


    yes finally a movie about defeating the baby boomers https://t.co/4TsHMOvNah


    "This generation can't take a joke" Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes


    baby boomers: millennials are SO ENTITLED! also baby boomers: hey can you work on your day off and do something that is out of your job description but we wont pay you for the extra work pwetty pwease hehe now look at MY SON'S BABY PICTURES


    ancient boomer proverb https://t.co/vEbse7FQtT