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27 Sex Questions You're Too Afraid To Ask Anyone But Google

That search bar has seen a lot.

We asked the members of BuzzFeed Community for the most ridiculous sex questions they've ever googled. And they did not disappoint.

The fact is, all of us were once confused and curious and totally uncomfortable talking to other people about sex. Sure, a search engine obviously shouldn't be your main resource when it comes to this stuff, but hey, we've all done it. And there's definitely no shame in wanting to learn more about sex and sexual health. So let's check out some of the funniest things people have wondered into their browsers. And remember, clear your history.

1. "When to blow during a blow job?"

2. "Can I get pregnant while watching porn?"

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—Fanny Christi, Facebook

3. "Does the penis actually go inside of the bagina?"

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"I was sheltered as a child. And yes, I did think it was called a bagina." —jackiec413ffa597

4. "Why do I sneeze when I'm horny?"

5. "Can you use a Ziploc bag for a condom?"

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"It said no. Proceeded to google 'can you use a grocery bag?' Again, no. I was young!" —donniel1985

6. "Google, why does my vagina make a farting noise after being on all fours?"

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7. "Removing ribs for self fellatio."

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8. “Are labia dried-up balls?”

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9. "Pooping during anal sex?"

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"A legitimate concern and possibility." —tessahathaway

10. "Can swallowing cum give me the runs?"

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—Tamara McCline, Facebook

11. "If I'm truly practicing safe sex, should I wear a condom when I masturbate?"

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—Stanzi Curtis, Facebook

12. "Does shoe size determine dick size?"

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—Ife Onasanya, Facebook

13. "Truffle butter."

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"I wish I could forget. Thanks, Nicki Minaj." —hellarobot

14. "Is it possible to get pregnant by masturbating in the shower?"

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"Because I thought there might be semen in the water." — Anonymous

15. "Did my boyfriend break my vagina because I was not turned on during sex? Why am I in pain three days later?"

16. "How to make your cum taste sweet."

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17. "How far can you stretch out a foreskin?"

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18. "Can I be injured if in the heat of passion my husband entered the 'wrong door'?"

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"The whole next day I couldn't stop farting and I was sure this meant I had some awful internal injury." —stlcardsdiva

19. "Can I get sick from blowing my sick boyfriend?"

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20. "Can a penis go in a belly button?"

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21. "Is it a bad thing if cum comes up my nose during a blow job?"

22. "Can you get pregnant from sperm left on a toilet seat?"

23. "Why does my semen get clumpy when I play with it?"

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24. "Will a big penis damage my insides while having intercourse?"

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25. "If you swallowed cum after a blow job, would it absorb into your bloodstream and get you pregnant when you have your period, because the sperm would be in your blood?"

26. "Do you get poop in your penis if you have analysis sex?"

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—Chris Spencer, Facebook

27. "Can I get double pregnant?"

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"I was already pregnant, but didn't want to have two in there." —leonab3

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