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18 Times Bad Sex Happened To Good People

Try, try again.

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Not all sex is great sex.

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Porn and rom-coms lied to you.

If we're being honest here, sex can be awkward, messy, sloppy, and not exactly flawless.

But that doesn't necessarily mean the sex is bad. Awkward sex can be great sex — especially if you can laugh about it and just roll with the weirdness. So if you can relate to any of these completely uncalled for sex fails, then congratulations — you're normal.
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But that doesn't necessarily mean the sex is bad. Awkward sex can be great sex — especially if you can laugh about it and just roll with the weirdness. So if you can relate to any of these completely uncalled for sex fails, then congratulations — you're normal.

1. When you can tell they think they’re killing it right now and...no.

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What is that even?

2. When someone doesn’t know your clitoris from your clavicle.

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3. Or your penis from your perineum.

4. When your roommate needs something very urgently and apparently has zero idea what sex sounds like.

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At least now everyone is sufficiently acquainted with one another.

5. When 69 sounds like a really good idea...in theory.

This should really come with height suggestions like those rides at Six Flags.
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This should really come with height suggestions like those rides at Six Flags.

6. When someone's body makes a ridiculous sound and you're just like, WTF is that?

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Do you acknowledge it? Do you power through? WHAT IS THE ETIQUETTE FOR QUEEFING?

7. When a penis decides to have no chill and just finish whenever the hell it wants.

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But... we weren't done...

8. Or when a vagina is all “Nope, sorry, not today.”

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9. When the condom slips off inside you, prompting an immediate search-and-rescue mission.

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10. Or when you realize the condom broke like forever ago and all of your good sex feels are GONE.

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11. When switching positions isn't really seamless.

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"No... that's not what I was going for. OK, wait, YOU STAY THERE I'LL MOVE."

12. When a leg cramp makes you scream and moan for all the wrong reasons.

13. When shower sex turns into a trip to the ER because holy slippery tiles.

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14. When your genitals tell your mouth that now is definitely the right time to say “I love you.”

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ACT COOL.

15. When there was literally no jizz warning and you really could have used one.

16. When your thrusting is completely out of sync and you’re basically just playing naked tug-of-war at this point.

17. When you're all "Yeah, I'm up for anything!" and they completely prove you wrong.

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18. And when you’re ready to go to sleep but the wet spot is like LOL have fun with that.

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