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Tell Us Your Accidental Boner Horror Stories

Where were you when your penis decided to go rogue?

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In recent news, Nick Jonas got an accidental boner at an awards show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKLsUZSbLWc

He told the story Monday night while appearing on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon.

Apparently he had a weed lollipop the night before the Young Hollywood Awards, where he was presenting an award. And that's when he got a NARB (a non-apparent reason boner), and had to subtly cover his junk on the red carpet.

That's embarrassing, but we're pretty sure there are worse moments to get a surprise erection.

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Maybe you popped a boner in the middle of an exam and had to hide it without looking like you were cheating or fondling yourself.

"Nope, not looking at anything under my desk and definitely not hiding an erection, sir."
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"Nope, not looking at anything under my desk and definitely not hiding an erection, sir."

Or maybe you were at work when your penis randomly decided to stand at attention.

You are literally a walking HR violation.
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You are literally a walking HR violation.

Or maybe you got a NARB in some other wildly inappropriate setting — like a funeral, job interview, doctor's appointment, oil change...

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It happens.

So tell us: What's your most embarrassing accidental boner story?

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Give us the details and your story might be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Health post.

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