1. When you're watching a movie and the fumbling virgin has an orgasm in, like, a second.
2. When your friend tells you they always orgasm every single time.
3. When you *briefly* consider that maybe your genitals are just broken/on strike.
4. When you read a headline like "24 Sex Moves Guaranteed To Make You Orgasm."
5. When you're hooking up with someone new and they're super-determined to make you come.
6. When the foreplay lasts about a minute and a half.
7. Where the foreplay doesn't exist.
8. When you say "right there" and they completely change what they were doing.
9. When they ask "Did you come?" as if it's a fucking secret you're keeping to yourself.
10. When you're thisclose and then you lose it because a thought/noise/bug distracted you.
11. When you can tell they're really enjoying a position that does absolutely nothing for you.
12. When you decide to just fake it because you know it's not gonna happen.
13. When they finish in record time and you're like lol same but not really.
14. When they don't even attempt to finish you off after they orgasm.
15. When they ask if there's something wrong with you.
16. When you realize that you can actually have really awesome sex without having an orgasm.
17. And when everything FINALLY ~comes~ together and you have a really freaking great orgasm.
