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The Most Honest Fake Orgasm Survey You'll Ever Take

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  1. Have you ever faked an orgasm?

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    Yes, lots.
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    OK, maybe once or twice.
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    I didn't lie about it, but there were some misleading sounds and movements.
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    Nope, never.

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Have you ever faked an orgasm?
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    Yes, lots.
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    OK, maybe once or twice.
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    I didn't lie about it, but there were some misleading sounds and movements.
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    Nope, never.
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  1. What's your most common reason for faking an orgasm?

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    I know it's not gonna happen and just want the sex to be over.
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    I feel self-conscious about how long it's taking me to finish.
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    I don't want to hurt my partner's feelings.
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    I think going through the motions might actually help me orgasm.
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    It's more of an accident — like if they assume I had an orgasm or if they ask and I blurt out yes.
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    Still haven't ever faked it.

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What's your most common reason for faking an orgasm?
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    I know it's not gonna happen and just want the sex to be over.
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    I feel self-conscious about how long it's taking me to finish.
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    I don't want to hurt my partner's feelings.
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    I think going through the motions might actually help me orgasm.
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    It's more of an accident — like if they assume I had an orgasm or if they ask and I blurt out yes.
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    Still haven't ever faked it.
  1. Have you faked it during P-in-V sex with a partner?

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    Yep
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    Nope

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Have you faked it during P-in-V sex with a partner?
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    Yep
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    Nope
  1. How about during anal sex?

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    Yes, while on bottom.
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    Yes, while on top.
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    Nope, haven't faked it.

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How about during anal sex?
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    Yes, while on bottom.
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    Yes, while on top.
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    Nope, haven't faked it.
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  1. What about oral sex?

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    Yep, faked it.
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    No, never.

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What about oral sex?
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    Yep, faked it.
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    No, never.
  1. Have you ever fessed up to faking an orgasm?

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    Immediately. It was so obvious, I couldn't keep a straight face.
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    Only after having more sex with them/getting to know them better.
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    Only when I was specifically called out for it.
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    Yep, but it was totally out of spite.
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    Never. I will take it to the grave.
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    No, because I never faked it.

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Have you ever fessed up to faking an orgasm?
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    Immediately. It was so obvious, I couldn't keep a straight face.
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    Only after having more sex with them/getting to know them better.
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    Only when I was specifically called out for it.
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    Yep, but it was totally out of spite.
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    Never. I will take it to the grave.
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    No, because I never faked it.
  1. What kind of sounds do you make when you fake it?

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    Just some well-timed moans.
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    I say things like "yes"/"oh god"/"I'm coming"/etc.
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    Straight-up yell and scream in ~ecstasy~.
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    Uh, this performance doesn't come with sound effects.
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    N/A because I don't fake it.

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What kind of sounds do you make when you fake it?
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    Just some well-timed moans.
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    I say things like "yes"/"oh god"/"I'm coming"/etc.
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    Straight-up yell and scream in ~ecstasy~.
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    Uh, this performance doesn't come with sound effects.
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    N/A because I don't fake it.
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  1. What other stops do you pull out when faking it?

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    Fake muscle spasms.
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    Just squirm around a little bit.
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    Fake the actual ejaculate. Don't ask how.
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    Something even more unspeakable.
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    I told you, I don't fake it. Stop trying to trick me.

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What other stops do you pull out when faking it?
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    Fake muscle spasms.
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    Just squirm around a little bit.
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    Fake the actual ejaculate. Don't ask how.
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    Something even more unspeakable.
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    I told you, I don't fake it. Stop trying to trick me.
  1. Do you think anyone has ever faked it with YOU?

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    Oh 100% yes. That acting was the worst I've seen since my elementary school play.
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    Well I haven't had any complaints...so, yeah, probably.
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    No way — I'm a sex god and also very good at gauging authenticity in O-faces.

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Do you think anyone has ever faked it with YOU?
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    Oh 100% yes. That acting was the worst I've seen since my elementary school play.
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    Well I haven't had any complaints...so, yeah, probably.
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    No way — I'm a sex god and also very good at gauging authenticity in O-faces.
  1. If you don't fake orgasms, what do you do when you know you're not going to come?

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    Don't say anything, just focus on getting my partner off.
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    Just say that I'm not going to come. They can do what they will with that information.
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    Say something mildly encouraging, like, "It's not you — it's me."
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    Say something mildly discouraging, like, "So... I'm kinda over this."
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    This doesn't apply because I actually orgasm most of the time.
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    This doesn't apply because I actually fake orgasms all the time.

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If you don't fake orgasms, what do you do when you know you're not going to come?
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    Don't say anything, just focus on getting my partner off.
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    Just say that I'm not going to come. They can do what they will with that information.
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    Say something mildly encouraging, like, "It's not you — it's me."
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    Say something mildly discouraging, like, "So... I'm kinda over this."
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    This doesn't apply because I actually orgasm most of the time.
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    This doesn't apply because I actually fake orgasms all the time.
  1. Finally, is faking an orgasm really so bad?

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    No, it's innocent and harmless and I will continue to do it.
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    Meh. I don't really feel good about it, but I continue to do it.
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    It depends — if there are good intentions behind it, it's not that bad.
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    It's pretty bad, especially since it doesn't help them learn what actually turns you on.
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    It's really bad, because you're straight-up lying to your partner.

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Finally, is faking an orgasm really so bad?
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    No, it's innocent and harmless and I will continue to do it.
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    Meh. I don't really feel good about it, but I continue to do it.
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    It depends — if there are good intentions behind it, it's not that bad.
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    It's pretty bad, especially since it doesn't help them learn what actually turns you on.
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    It's really bad, because you're straight-up lying to your partner.

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