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19 Reasons Working Out With Big Boobs Is The Worst

Boob sweat. ALL of the boob sweat.

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1. Finding a sports bra that’s up to the challenge is…a challenge.

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2. And the only way to try before you buy is to jog in place in the dressing room.

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Don't mind us, person in the next stall. Nothing to see here.

3. Or doubling/tripling up on bras, which feels a lot like punishment.

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4. Even the most well-meaning V-neck can be borderline inappropriate when you break into a jog.

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5. You're convinced that certain exercise moves just need to be modified for the DD-and-up crowd.

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Like push-ups...and sometimes catching.

6. “Let’s just start with a few jumping jacks,” is actually the worst warm-up ever.

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7. Jumping rope is also awful.

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~smiling to keep keep from crying~

8. Basically jumping of any kind can go ahead and suck it.

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9. And if you’re anywhere close to your period week, running is actually just offensive.

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Ouch, ow, so much hurt.

10. It could be argued that stairs are worse on your boobs than they are on your quads.

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11. Burpees are all fun and games until a nipple pops out.

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12. Do enough mountain climbers and your breasts are bound to escape.

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13. And you can really only crunch as far as your boobs will allow.

14. You kind of (definitely) get jealous of all the boobless people working out around you.

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They don't know your current state of pain.

15. There’s usually more sweat between your breasts than anywhere else on your entire body.

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If you didn’t swipe deodorant there, you did it wrong.

16. Yoga seems pretty harmless, until you realize you have to readjust after every other pose.

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17. And Downward Dog is basically a test of gravity, spandex, and hope.

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18. Across-the-body arm stretches are difficult/impossible.

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So that’s why your triceps are always sore.

19. So let’s just chill here in child’s pose…otherwise known as face-to-boobs pose.

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