"When I was in high school my little brother thought it would be funny to switch out my allergy medication for his dad’s Viagra. Well, his father is a bigger man than I was, and required a heavy dosage of the medicine. Unbeknownst to me I took the medicine. I usually just threw back my pills without question, and they were roughly the same size and color.
"Well, a few hours passed and I had had a boner for about two hours straight. I finally decided to tell my mom I needed to go to the hospital, she begged why, and I stood up and it was apparent and I said that something was wrong. Well, we get to the doctors and I was waiting and I had to get naked and robe up. The nurse comes in to do the basic check and all that routine fun stuff. She looks at my penis, asks if it was fake, then flicks it. I was in a lot of pain. Needless to say she was so embarrassed she didn’t come back. The doctor came in and saw it and immediately said, 'We need to relieve the pressure.' My dick has never forgiven me for that. Horrible experience short...my brother got grounded."