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Let's hope your boss doesn't see you reading this.
Car won’t start, guess I should quit. Sky is blue, guess I should quit.
Once you take out breaks, eating, and blinking, it's really only about an hour...
You even have the hand gestures planned out — one finger in particular.
Someone took my food from the fridge, again. I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!!
Bunny slippers are appropriate, right?
They wouldn’t last a DAY without all of us working here. You jump, I’ll jump.
Nothing you say hurts me. Nothing can hurt me. I’m untouchable.
So if I cut out coffee, desserts, OK — all my food… yeah, I still wouldn’t have enough to survive.
Gimme them unemployment benefits.
They don't even ask how your day was anymore. They know: It's always bad.
You're always the one up for a coffee run. Your ten-minute breaks have stretched to more like 30.
They should be happy you even showed up today, tbh.
They can afford to buy another one of these pens — AND these Post It notes!
You and your BWF (best work friend) often do it behind their back during meetings.
Yep, I applied for that on Monday, those two on Tuesday... yeah, I've gone through this entire page.
I will take anything that's available. ANYTHING.
They can fix it themselves, they don't own me.
And that was just today. Soon... so soon...