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19 Things You Want To Tell Your Friend After A Breakup, But Maybe Shouldn't

If your friend is going through a breakup, they need to vent, and your most important job isn't to be Deepak Chopra, it's to bring wine and/or Hagen Dazs. But if you could voice all of your inner feelings, they'd probably sound a little something like this:

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1. You did the right thing. He's a piece of shiz.

Don't forget, she used to love this person, and maybe still does, in spite of everything.
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Don't forget, she used to love this person, and maybe still does, in spite of everything.

2. You can only go up from here.

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3. Honestly, we all saw this coming.

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4. Get back out there, girl.

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Maybe too soon.

5. Finally.

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6. Please don't go back to him. He's horrible.

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7. Can I finally tell you I hate him now? I was being polite before.

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8. Wanna go all Jazmine Sullivan or Left Eye? You'll feel better.

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Don't get your friend a felony. She's been through enough.

9. I have this cute coworker I've been dying to introduce you to.

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10. Don't worry, you won't die alone.

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Actually, this one is okay to say. Remind her that if worst comes to worst, you'll just buy a house in Miami and become the Golden Girls.

11. He couldn't have been a bigger tool if he had Craftsman engraved on his ass.

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12. Wanna dance-it-out Meredith and Cristina style?

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In real life, she may be too sad to even dance it out.

13. I have the perfect mixtape for what you're going through. A lot of British singer-songwriters.

Not everyone can drown themselves in Missy Higgins during breakups. Some people aren't wallowers.
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Not everyone can drown themselves in Missy Higgins during breakups. Some people aren't wallowers.

14. We don't know what you ever saw in him.

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Again, this was the love of her life just two days ago. And how awkward if they get back together.

15. Yes, you wasted years of your life with him that you can't get back, but at least you won't be wasting anymore.

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16. Everything happens for a reason.

*not helpful at all right now
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*not helpful at all right now

17. At least [insert useless morsel she can find minimal solace in here]

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18. Stop torturing yourself. Get over it.

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You know what really helps people get over things? You telling them to get over it. #Facts

19. You’re better off.

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That may be true, but I'm sure it doesn’t feel that way right now.

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