Why "Steel Magnolias" Is The Greatest Southern Movie Ever

#SteelyMags FTW.

Welcome to the world of "Steel Magnolias" (1989), a quintessentially Southern movie that delivers equal amounts of laughs and tears.

These are the reasons you need to watch it. RIGHT NOW.

1. The fabulous all-star cast.

Sally Field (M'Lynn) and Julia Roberts (Shelby) are the greatest mother-daughter pairs in the history of movies.

Olympia Dukakis (Clairee) and Shirley MacLaine (Ouiser) are the greatest mismatched Southern lady friends ever.

Daryl Hannah (Annelle) is so adorkable.

And Dolly Parton (Truvy) plays a hairstylist. Dream cast, amiright?

2. It's got epic one-liners.

Join the club, girl.

3. Dylan McDermott.

Julia Roberts marries him in the movie. Perfect couple.

4. Shelby has diabetes — and it causes a lot of drama.

5. Truvy isn't afraid to tell it like it is. #RealTalk

See? She's the deliverer of truth.

6. It's got that mean girl swagger.

7. You WILL cry.

And basically hate everything.

8. Ouiser is your spirit animal — you just don't know it yet.

She's got $$$ and doesn't give a f***.

She's definitely grumpy.

Nothing is taboo for her.

She hates everyone.

9. Sometimes her mouth gets her in trouble.

We are ALL Ouiser.

10. It's about friendship and life.

There's gossip, sisterhood, and a circle of life aspect. Nostalgia to the max, y'all.

WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING YET?

Grab your hairspray and a glass of sweet tea and enjoy.