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Do you have the street smarts for this quiz?

Only A Real John Mulaney Fan Can Complete 10/10 Of These Hilarious Quotes

Idiot

"No one knows what you're talking about you \_\_\_\_\_."

Worse

"I don't look older, I just look \_\_\_\_\_, I think."

Heroin

"In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like \_\_\_\_\_."  


Dick

"Anyone who has seen my \_\_\_\_\_ and met my parents needs to die."

Everyone

"I need \_\_\_\_\_ to like me so much, it's exhausting."

Chocolate éclair

"You have the moral backbone of a \_\_\_\_\_."

Go to sleep

"Do my friends hate me or do I just need to \_\_\_\_\_?"

Wolves

"I mean, why do our nails grow? I think we're \_\_\_\_\_ and no one wants to admit it."

Blockbuster Video

"I was once on the telephone with \_\_\_\_\_, which is a very old fashioned sentence."

Fries

You definitely need to binge watch all three Netflix specials before you can try to call yourself a fan!

You must be new in town...

Maybe your memory got the best of you, or maybe you just need to brush up on your Mulaney knowledge! Try again next time, kiddo.

You didn't fail, but you're no comeback kid!

Even J.J. Bittenbinder would be impressed by your skills! Go out into the world and spread the word, the word of John Mulaney. You are the truest fan.

Yay, you have street smarts!

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