2.It knows you did see that text – four hours ago.
3.It knows you didn't wash your hands after leaving the bathroom.
4.It knows when you're just pretending to text because things are totes awkward.
5.It knows you haven't a clue how to use 80% of its features.
6.It knows that your photo album is roughly 83% selfies.
7.It knows you would be in biiiiiiig trouble without old autocorrect.
8.It knows your boyfriend is saved in your address book as "bae".
9.Or your girlfriend is saved in your address book as "BabyCakes".
10.It knows you dropped it in the toilet.
11.It knows what time you were supposed to get up this morning.
12.It knows you didn't really cook that yourself.
13.It knows that you don't actually know what your partner's number is.
14.It knows you looked up the recipe for a cheese toastie.
15.It knows about just how much anguish games causes you.
16.It knows just how much you love emojis.
17.It knows about all those things you walk into.
18.It knows you leave voicemails.
19.It knows you left it in the fridge that one time.
20.It knows about your posh phone voice.
21.It knows that time you looked up the lyrics to "Baby Got Back".
22.It knows that you aren't stuck in traffic – you haven't even left yet!
23.It knows you have eyes for other phones.
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