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24 Secrets Only Your Phone Knows About You

At least they can't talk back! Oh wait...

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1. It knows you cheated on the pub quiz.


The prize was £50, you came second last anyway, and you risked it all because you couldn't remember what the guy from Rainbow was called.

(It was Geoffrey.)

5. It knows you haven't a clue how to use 80% of its features.


"Hmmm, 20.4 megapixel, hi-definition camera with auto-focus, and an image stabiliser? Pfft, just point and click, right?"

11. It knows what time you were supposed to get up this morning.


To be fair, it was a painstaking research process that led you to the conclusion that the total of alarms you need to set to successfully get out of bed in the morning was seven.

13. It knows that you don't actually know what your partner's number is.

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Remember the days when you'd know all your mates' numbers off by heart?

14. It knows you looked up the recipe for a cheese toastie.

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Just checking to make total sure it's bread and butter and cheese. Wouldn't want to look silly now...

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