15 Secret Santa Gifts That Actually Don't Suck

Think outside the gift card. (And support an Etsy artisan while you're at it).

1. 7 Layer S’mores

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"I hate s'mores," said no one ever.

2. Log Pillow

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Bolster the festive mood with a cushy yule log.

3. Mini Pallet Coasters

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Forklift unnecessary.

4. Phone Dust Plugs

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Awww puppy, awwww.

5. Unique Phone Cases

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Ice cream sandwich phone? Yes, please.

6. Secret Safe Book

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A novel (yet useful) gift.

7. Letterpress Desk Calendar

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Don't you just want to run your fingers over the numbers?

8. Wood LED Clock

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Another timely gift heading right into 2015.

9. Make Your Own Cheese Kit

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A cheesy gift they'll actually want.

10. Parking Notes

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Tacky gift! (Super sticky backing to make your point stick).

11. Secret Flask Book

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Keeps you in good spirits. (Literally).

12. Dual Beer Glass

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Genius.

13. Milk and Cookies Mug

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Genius again.

14. Gourmet Popcorn Seasonings

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Chocolate-Covered Candy Cane, Sriracha, and Butt-Kickin' BBQ just to name a few.

15. Chocolate Gun

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Sweet, sweet chocolate.