1. "The gross anatomy diagram was extremely gross. Like I almost barfed."
2. "Your theorem has given me paws."
3. "Welcome home, your chemistry thingy was really yummy, but it gave me horrible gas, plus I think I'm now BLIND."
4. "You call that a 'bibliography?' I call it a hot mess."
5. "That poetry was cheesy as hell, throw me some more couplets."
6. "Damn...that essay was sooooo dry, grab me a beer, wouldjya."
7. "Next time warn me if there's TRIG in there, I thought it was just pi, bro. ANGLES. ARE. NASTY."
8. "Your solar system model was really good. What's that? 'Uranus will give you gas?' Dude that is soooooo lame."
9. "Your poorly conjugated verbs have given me indigestion."
10. "Fill-in-the-blank crap never fills me up. I'd give my eye teeth for a good ol' term paper."
11. "BEST doggone cell model!!! The mitochondria mini hot dogs so yummy in the green jello cytoplasm!!!"
12. "DISGUSTING that you plagiarized my work; however, the fine linen paper you selected was quite delectable."
13. "Certain so-called 'facts' in the last paragraph were especially hard to swallow. THANK GOD I had coffee to wash it down."
14. "Hey owner-dude, I TOTALLY had the munchies, so I ate your roommate's homework too. He can thank me later."
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