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25 Thoughts All Hypochondriacs Can Definitely Relate To

"This is it. This is the end. I'm NOT READY."

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1. This headache. It's totally a brain aneurysm.

2. Or what if it's a blood clot?

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3. Or... could it be a brain tumor?!

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4. Also, I can't seem to shake this cough. How long have I had this cough for? How long do coughs normally last?

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5. Actually, is this WHOOPING COUGH?

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Thanks a LOT, anti-vaxxers! (No, but seriously--vaccinate your kids!)

6. And can you get lung cancer if you've only smoked three and a half cigarettes?

7. Let's talk about this mosquito bite for a minute. Does that look like a bullseye around the bite to you, too?

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Can mosquitos spread Lyme disease?!

8. Better get some antibiotics, just to be safe.

9. But then again... I don't want to build up a resistance.

I mean, SUPERBUGS.
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I mean, SUPERBUGS.

10. Speaking of superbugs, did I read somewhere that gonorrhea is becoming untreatable?

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11. Wait, what are the symptoms of gonorrhea again?

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Asking for a friend.

12. And, um, what about herpes? How long does it take for symptoms of herpes to show up?

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13. Seriously, is this an ingrown hair or what?

BUT I USED A CONDOM, WHAT IS HAPPEN.
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BUT I USED A CONDOM, WHAT IS HAPPEN.

14. What do you mean, you can still get herpes even if you use a condom???

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15. ...AND HPV TOO?!

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16. Ugh, now my stomach hurts.

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17. IT'S OBVIOUSLY STOMACH CANCER.

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18. Okay, come on, that's highly unlikely. It's probably just appendicitis.

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What side does that hurt on, again? The lower right quadrant? Sharp pain upon compression? Oh god, oh god.

19. Wait, what organs are on the left side? This is weird. Liver disease?

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Have I really been drinking that much lately? (Yes.)

20. Or is that my kidney region? Did I have a somehow-unnoticed UTI that, when left untreated, has now progressed to full-blown kidney infection?

21. Or maybe I have CROHN'S. ULCERATIVE COLITIS. IBS.

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Everything is terrible.

22. No no, be reasonable. It's probably just gas.

I mean, it's always just gas. You know this. Pull yourself together.

23. Please, God. Please let it be gas.

I'll never ask you for anything ever again.
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I'll never ask you for anything ever again.

24. Better check WebMD, just to be sure. Always a good idea, right?

25. NOPE.

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Goodbye, cruel world.

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