15 Blackboard Signs That Will Teach You Important Lessons About Life
"Farts are the ghosts of the things we eat."
1. This A+ observation.
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I don't want to get technical or anything but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution!
2. This somber truth about our dearly devoured food.
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FARTS are the GHOSTS of the things we EAT. ha ha ha
3. This important truth about poetry.
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Roses are Red
Bacon is Red
Poems are hard
Bacon
4. This thought about true love.
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What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like "here are 7 other singles that watched Grey's Anatomy for 8 hours straight"
5. This harsh reminder that fairytales aren't real at all.
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Life is not a fairytale / if you lose your shoe at midnight you're drunk!
6. This uncomfortable existential reality.
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HOT waffles with toppings!!! One way to fill up that EMPTINESS inside!
7. This sign that just gets you.
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FRAPPES colder than your ex's heart. <3
8. And this quite astute observation.
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"Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could've become beer but didn't."
9. This very legitimate criticism.
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I won't be impressed w/technology until I can download BEER!
10. And this very heartwarming invitation.
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A stranger is just a friend you haven't met.
11. This quite meaningful admission.
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I like you more than coffee.
12. This pledge of allegiance to mind-altering substances.
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GIVE ME COFFEE to change the things I can + WINE to accept the thing I CAN'T!
13. This silly little mixup, ha ha!
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NO HIPSTERS. Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. NO HAMSTERS.
14. This impeccable logic.
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HOPS ARE PLANTS
PLANTS ARE VEGETABLES
VEGETABLES MAKE SALAD
THEREFORE...
BEER IS SALAD
(you're welcome)
15. And this.
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You are ~exactly~ who + what + where you are supposed to be and YOU ARE LOVELY.