15 Blackboard Signs That Will Teach You Important Lessons About Life

I don't want to get technical or anything but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution!

FARTS are the GHOSTS of the things we EAT. ha ha ha

Roses are Red

Bacon is Red

Poems are hard

Bacon

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like "here are 7 other singles that watched Grey's Anatomy for 8 hours straight"

Life is not a fairytale / if you lose your shoe at midnight you're drunk!

HOT waffles with toppings!!! One way to fill up that EMPTINESS inside!

FRAPPES colder than your ex's heart. <3

"Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could've become beer but didn't."

I won't be impressed w/technology until I can download BEER!

A stranger is just a friend you haven't met.

I like you more than coffee.

GIVE ME COFFEE to change the things I can + WINE to accept the thing I CAN'T!

NO HIPSTERS. Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. NO HAMSTERS.

HOPS ARE PLANTS

PLANTS ARE VEGETABLES

VEGETABLES MAKE SALAD

THEREFORE...

BEER IS SALAD

(you're welcome)

You are ~exactly~ who + what + where you are supposed to be and YOU ARE LOVELY.