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12 Healthy "Pizzas" That Aren't Fooling Anyone

Is nothing sacred?!

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1. This vegan watermelon "pizza" dessert.

Wait, watermelon pizza? That's not real pizza! Get the recipe here.
thecookiewriter.com

Wait, watermelon pizza? That's not real pizza!

Get the recipe here.

2. This avocado and egg "pizza" breakfast.

PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST, why I never.Get the recipe here!
Anjali Prasertong / Via thekitchn.com

PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST, why I never.

Get the recipe here!

3. These zucchini "pizza" bites.

You've got to be KIDDING me with this.Get the recipe here.
damndelicious.net

You've got to be KIDDING me with this.

Get the recipe here.

4. These portobello "pizza" caps.

You put mushrooms ON pizza, you don't make "pizza" out of MUSHROOMS. PEOPLE, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.Get the recipe here.
skinnymom.com

You put mushrooms ON pizza, you don't make "pizza" out of MUSHROOMS. PEOPLE, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

Get the recipe here.

5. This banana cheesecake watermelon "pizza."

NOPE NO NO NO, no way, no how, COME ON.Get the recipe here. It uses yogurt!
thecookierookie.com

NOPE NO NO NO, no way, no how, COME ON.

Get the recipe here. It uses yogurt!

6. This fruit pizza with cream cheese frosting.

Cream cheese? PSH. This "pizza" isn't fooling ANYONE.Get the recipe here.
jocooks.com

Cream cheese? PSH. This "pizza" isn't fooling ANYONE.

Get the recipe here.

7. This cauliflower "pizza" crust.

WHAT IS THIS LOW-CARB NONSENSE GARBAGE THE ONLY REAL PIZZA IS A FULL CARB PIZZA.Get the recipe here.
buzzfeed.com

WHAT IS THIS LOW-CARB NONSENSE GARBAGE THE ONLY REAL PIZZA IS A FULL CARB PIZZA.

Get the recipe here.

8. This spinach "pizza" crust!

http://joandsue.blogspot.ca/2012/12/spinach-crust-pizza.html
http://joandsue.blogspot.ca/2012/12/spinach-crust-pizza.html

SPINACH PIZZA CRUST. SPINACH PIZZA CRUST.

Get the recipe here.

9. This sweet potato "pizza" crust!!!

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carrotsncake.com

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Get the recipe here.

10. This grilled peaches "pizza" creation.

Whatever happened to good old cheese and tomato sauce, huh? Get the recipe here.
sayyes.com

Whatever happened to good old cheese and tomato sauce, huh?

Get the recipe here.

11. These vegan portobello "pizzas."

Too far. Too soon. Just...way too much.Get the recipe here.
Dana Shultz / Via minimalistbaker.com

Too far. Too soon. Just...way too much.

Get the recipe here.

12. And these quinoa Hawaiian "pizza" stuffed peppers.

That doesn't even LOOK like a pizza. You're not even trying now.Get the recipe here.
thecookierookie.com

That doesn't even LOOK like a pizza. You're not even trying now.

Get the recipe here.

OK but in all seriousness, all these creations actually look really delicious, and now I'm super hungry. Semantic differences be damned.

This post has been edited for clarity!

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