21 Signs You Know Julia A Little Too Well

To know her is to love her...

1. You know that Starbucks would probably go bankrupt without her business

2. You recognize, acknowledge and admire her love for cured meat

3. You know what she does at 4pm every day

4. You’ve seen her “I am feeling GOOD TONIGHT dance” as she checks herself out in the mirror

5. You’re familiar with her love of shirts that are playfully decorated with sayings such as “hockey mom”, or really just any shirt that makes you want to pretend you don’t know her in public

6. You’re familiar with her body’s reaction to Baby Duck

7. You’ve never had a conversation with her that didn't somehow bring up Jack’s schooling, Jack’s dog, Jack’s family, Jack’s jokes, or just Jack in general… Love u Jack

8. You’ve rolled your eyes after she has mentioned something about “thinking she has no friends”

9. You’ve seen her laugh at a fart joke as you likely stood there unimpressed

10. You’ve seen her kill it on the dance floor

11. You seen her emotionally go after a TA/ professor to relentlessly beg for a higher grade in a course

12. You know what her favorite mascara looks like

13. You can properly pronounce her last name

14. You’ve been with her while she has answered the phone at an inopportune time and then walked with her for at least 20 straight minutes while she’s been on the phone

15. You're aware of her hatred for all things healthy

16. You’ve seen her eat way more popcorn than you ever thought was physically possible

17. You can't begin to understand why she feels like she needs like 4 Swell water bottles

18. You’ve laughed at her before... but mostly laughed with her

19. You’re aware that there is a 90% chance her bike is currently locked up on campus, long forgotten

20. You know that there is a 100% chance that one of her piercings is currently infected

21. You’ve constantly amazed at her ability to juggle friendships, family, school, and fun while showing constant compassion, humour, intelligence, and thoughtfulness