NebulaTuesday

The best response I’ve heard to “Kubrick faked the moon landing” is “Sure, they hired Kubrick to film the moon landing… but he was such a perfectionist that he insisted they shoot on location.”

The Death Wish coffee tastes very delicious and rich, but tbh it did not seem to have more caffeine than any other coffee. I’m sensitive to caffeine — strictly one cup in the morning, no more — and it didn’t affect me any differently than normal. I’d buy it again for the flavor; that… Read More

Just want to emphasize again — if your job offers 401(k) matching, contribute at least enough to get the maximum match, if you possibly can. That match is free money. If they match 5%, that is like getting a free 5% raise. Sure, you have to take that free money in the form of 401(k)… Read More

Wow. In the US we have Nutri-Grain bars, but they are very different — a soft grain crust surrounding some jam, basically. We don’t have Nutri-Grain cereal at all. And we have Rice Krispies instead of Rice Bubbles — otherwise identical branding.

“52 Problem-Solving Products That Will Make You Say ‘Phewph’”? I don’t even know how to pronounce “Phewph”. Also I don’t know what it means.

The actual punchline is “The reception was great.” Here, the joke teller just… inexplicably didn’t say the punchline.

You… realize what year it is, right? East Germany hasn’t existed since 1990. The USSR hasn’t existed since 1991. That was over 30 years ago. Which “socialist countries” are you thinking of?

Constantly judging my own performance. Am I being enthusiastic enough? Active enough? Should I be doing something else now? Is he enjoying this? I’m not getting turned on fast enough; he’s going to think I’m not into it. I’m taking too long; he’s going to get frustrated even if he’d… Read More

Number 14. What the hell did I just read?

Lololol 66 years old. No, just an old millennial. When I said I never bought anything from a store, it was because it was too expensive and my parents said no!