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    17 Health Trends Hipsters Have Ruined For Us All

    Is that a beard hair in my kombucha!?!?

    1. Kale:

    2. Organic juices:

    3. Athleisure wear:

    LOL $115 FOR A SWEATSHIRT OK.

    4. Oatmeal:

    Stop making your oatmeal green and forcing it into Mason jars. STOP IT.

    5. Enriched water:

    6. Veggie alternatives to ground beef:

    7. Egg whites:

    8. ~Green~ juices:

    FYI: Chlorophyll is in literally every plant — even the weeds that grow out of the sidewalk.

    9. Yoga:

    10. Matcha (green tea powder):

    Nooooooooo.

    11. Bikes:

    12. Quinoa:

    What...is that?

    13. Kombucha:

    14. Spinach:

    15. Pomegranates:

    16. ~Organic~ popcorn:

    17. Avocados: