1. Kale:

2. Organic juices:

3. Athleisure wear:


LOL $115 FOR A SWEATSHIRT OK.
4. Oatmeal:


Stop making your oatmeal green and forcing it into Mason jars. STOP IT.
5. Enriched water:

6. Veggie alternatives to ground beef:

7. Egg whites:

8. ~Green~ juices:


FYI: Chlorophyll is in literally every plant — even the weeds that grow out of the sidewalk.
9. Yoga:
10. Matcha (green tea powder):


Nooooooooo.
11. Bikes:

12. Quinoa:


What...is that?
13. Kombucha:

14. Spinach:

15. Pomegranates:

16. ~Organic~ popcorn:

17. Avocados:
