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17 Health Trends Hipsters Have Ruined For Us All

Is that a beard hair in my kombucha!?!?

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1. Kale:

Do I eat this or smoke this?
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Do I eat this or smoke this?

2. Organic juices:

why is it black how is charcoal a flavorwho thought this was a good ideahow is this even still lemonadewhy are those plants therewhat kind of fucked-up lemonade stand do you get this fromI HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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why is it black

how is charcoal a flavor

who thought this was a good idea

how is this even still lemonade

why are those plants there

what kind of fucked-up lemonade stand do you get this from

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

3. Athleisure wear:

https://www.outdoorvoices.com/products/m-merino-crewneck?variant=9823425541
https://www.outdoorvoices.com/products/rec-jacket?variant=2022991236

LOL $115 FOR A SWEATSHIRT OK.

4. Oatmeal:

https://www.instagram.com/p/ritiykpAPf/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCGEK3zSuz9/

Stop making your oatmeal green and forcing it into Mason jars. STOP IT.

5. Enriched water:

STAAAHHHHHPPPPPPP!
Kate Horton / Facebook / Via facebook.com

STAAAHHHHHPPPPPPP!

6. Veggie alternatives to ground beef:

NOOO NOT WITH BEETS, IT LOOKS FOREVER RAW.
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NOOO NOT WITH BEETS, IT LOOKS FOREVER RAW.

7. Egg whites:

.......

8. ~Green~ juices:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDwXM_1oXbj/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEB04y0TdyS/

FYI: Chlorophyll is in literally every plant — even the weeds that grow out of the sidewalk.

9. Yoga:

Instagram: @hipsteryoga

How did she even get up there?

10. Matcha (green tea powder):

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDlyUj6OjFH/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEASBtxuedG/

Nooooooooo.

11. Bikes:

COME ON.

12. Quinoa:

https://www.instagram.com/p/9ycv2cOPf8/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDgpoIfKnEx/

What...is that?

13. Kombucha:

Was it not weird enough to drink fermented probiotic tea WITHOUT the artisanal beer?
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Was it not weird enough to drink fermented probiotic tea WITHOUT the artisanal beer?

14. Spinach:

Spinach didn't do anything to deserve this.
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Spinach didn't do anything to deserve this.

15. Pomegranates:

Just turn my flip-flops into a chip while you're at it.
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Just turn my flip-flops into a chip while you're at it.

16. ~Organic~ popcorn:

?????

17. Avocados:

Any avocado can be worth $20 if you smush it on some toast and serve it on a cheese board with random garnishes.
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Any avocado can be worth $20 if you smush it on some toast and serve it on a cheese board with random garnishes.

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