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    17 Health Trends Hipsters Have Ruined For Us All

    Is that a beard hair in my kombucha!?!?

    1. Kale:

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    Do I eat this or smoke this?

    2. Organic juices:

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    why is it black

    how is charcoal a flavor

    who thought this was a good idea

    how is this even still lemonade

    why are those plants there

    what kind of fucked-up lemonade stand do you get this from

    I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

    3. Athleisure wear:

    https://www.outdoorvoices.com/products/m-merino-crewneck?variant=9823425541
    https://www.outdoorvoices.com/products/rec-jacket?variant=2022991236

    LOL $115 FOR A SWEATSHIRT OK.

    4. Oatmeal:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/ritiykpAPf/
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCGEK3zSuz9/

    Stop making your oatmeal green and forcing it into Mason jars. STOP IT.

    5. Enriched water:

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    STAAAHHHHHPPPPPPP!

    6. Veggie alternatives to ground beef:

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    NOOO NOT WITH BEETS, IT LOOKS FOREVER RAW.

    7. Egg whites:

    8. ~Green~ juices:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BDwXM_1oXbj/
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEB04y0TdyS/

    FYI: Chlorophyll is in literally every plant — even the weeds that grow out of the sidewalk.

    9. Yoga:

    10. Matcha (green tea powder):

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BDlyUj6OjFH/
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEASBtxuedG/

    Nooooooooo.

    11. Bikes:

    12. Quinoa:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/9ycv2cOPf8/
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BDgpoIfKnEx/

    What...is that?

    13. Kombucha:

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    Was it not weird enough to drink fermented probiotic tea WITHOUT the artisanal beer?

    14. Spinach:

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    Spinach didn't do anything to deserve this.

    15. Pomegranates:

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    Just turn my flip-flops into a chip while you're at it.

    16. ~Organic~ popcorn:

    17. Avocados:

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    Any avocado can be worth $20 if you smush it on some toast and serve it on a cheese board with random garnishes.

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