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15 Thoughts Every Germaphobe Has On An Airplane

Did you really just pass this complimentary cranberry juice with your fingers touching the rim of the cup?

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It's also cold and flu season, which means every surface of every airplane is probably contaminated and we're all doomed.

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So, welcome fellow germaphobes as we discuss all the reasons that air travel is basically just an invitation to get your flu on.


13. Remember where that deadly epidemic movie Contagion all started? IN AN AIRPORT.

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One minute Gwyneth Paltrow is looking all pretty and coughing in an airport terminal and the next, she's spreading a deadly virus from Asia to Chicago and then all over the world. THANKS, GWYNETH.