1. Homegoods is basically a nightmare every time you walk in.
2. Reaching for a mug in the middle of the night is like a death trap.
3. This is how you stand in Pier 1 Imports while your parents shop.
4. The cashier stares at you weirdly when you place items on the conveyor belt reallllllly carefully.
5. When someone asks you to open a jar for them, you start freaking out.
6. You don’t trust yourself to wrap delicate gifts for people.
7. And scotch tape is your only friend.
8. But hey, at least you can get out of doing a lot of daunting tasks!
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