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For Everyone Who Breaks Things Easily

Klutz unite!

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1. Homegoods is basically a nightmare every time you walk in.

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SO MANY CHAIRS AND TABLES TO BREAK

2. Reaching for a mug in the middle of the night is like a death trap.

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One clink and you’re done for.

3. This is how you stand in Pier 1 Imports while your parents shop.

Petrificus Totally not going to touch anything in here
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Petrificus Totally not going to touch anything in here

4. The cashier stares at you weirdly when you place items on the conveyor belt reallllllly carefully.

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Yes, I found my humility when I spent 10 minutes loading a jar of pickles into my cart.

5. When someone asks you to open a jar for them, you start freaking out.

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*whispers into hidden Bluetooth* HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. ABORT MISSION.

6. You don’t trust yourself to wrap delicate gifts for people.

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And just cut one neat line up the- oh. Oh dear god what have I done.

7. And scotch tape is your only friend.

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"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together." -Oprah Winfrey

8. But hey, at least you can get out of doing a lot of daunting tasks!

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*No more washing dishes* 🍽 🙏

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