Before There Was Jersey Shore, There Was ... Bridge and Tunnel (Almost!)
Did you know that before MTV aired The Jersey Shore, they almost aired ANOTHER series about even trashier 20-somethings from Staten Island, titled Bridge and Tunnel? (but mysteriously pulled the plug on the series at the last second?) Why, MTV, why?! I pump my fists with rage over this!
The Most Refreshing TV Theme Song of All-Time
Doesn't listening to this theme song for the original 'Hawaii Five-0' make you feel like you're somewhere super-exciting with great temperature (and not actually stuck in this heat wave in a sweltering office wearing a hat with a tiny fan built in?) WHAT, AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A HAT FAN ?
Jesus Christ Gets Run Over
A gender-confused Jesus Christ the 2nd (or is it 3rd?) complains about getting run over and his/her (it's) difficulties with celebrities such as "the Cosby Show" (?) I am not even sure what this news story is even about, are you? Either way, I love it so. (xo, carlen altman)