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    To Anyone Whose Summers Are Regularly Ruined By Hayfever

    Spring is good and all that. But some of us can't breathe.

    Spring is here!

    Birds are chirping, the sun is shining.

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    Beer gardens are nice again, instead of being frozen smoke filled hell holes.

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    But while this is all good, there's one problem round the corner: Hayfever.

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    Pollen causing havoc in all the holes in your face hayfever.

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    Waking up in the morning and spending an hour blowing your nose and itching your throat hayfever.

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    Plant bukkake filling your body full of mucus hayfever.

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    Itchy eyes and people thinking you're crying hayfever.

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    Nothing's wrong, except for my FACE BEING ON FIRE.

    Dodging hanging out with your mates because nasty flowers are banging hayfever.

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    Running through so much Kleenex your friends think your have a bedroom problem hayfever.


    No, that toilet paper in my room really *is* for sneezes.

    Constant mouth breathing, so everyone thinks you're a troglodyte hayfever.

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    Sneezing so much, your loved ones consider giving you the Old Yeller treatment hayfever.

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    Sneezing so hard you blow your asshole out hayfever.

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    Knowing that bees are dying, but wishing they'd fucking quit it with the pollen hayfever.

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    Best your prayers, take your medication and pray for winter to come again.

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