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25 Faces All Sneakerheads Will Immediately Recognise

Step on my kicks and I'll step on your face.

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1. The "Someone Just Trod On Your Fresh Pair" Face.

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2. The "Trying Not To Murder Someone Who Stood On Your Fresh Pair" Face.

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3. The "Freshly unboxed" Face.

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4. The "Blind With Envy At A Rivals Fresh Pair" Face.

(Considering all The Simpsons merchandise that does exist, why haven't Assassins been made yet?)
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(Considering all The Simpsons merchandise that does exist, why haven't Assassins been made yet?)

5. The "When Pretenders Try To Relate" Face.

6. The "When Pretenders Claim They Have A Superior Collection" Face.

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7. The "Been Queuing For Two Hours For A Release" Face.

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8. The "Are They Wearing Jordan XVs?" Face.

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9. The "Is The New Release Out Yet?" Face.

10. The "Someone just pronounced it Adi-das" face.

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You say it like how Run DMC said it.

11. The "Spied Someone Wearing Fakes" face.

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12. The "Are They Wearing Running Shoes?" Face.

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13. The "Just Nabbed A Pair On A Last Minute eBay Bid" face.

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14. The "Got Sniped By A Last Minute eBay Bid" Face.

15. The "Buying Another Pair Of Sneakers I Already Own" Face.

16. The "It's raining And I'm Wearing Suede" Face.

17. The "Someone's Suggested You Buy Brogues" Face.

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18. The "Someone Says They Love Your Style" Face.

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19. The "Pulled Off Sneakers With Formal Clothing" Face.

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Pull off sneakers with a suit? Call up your friends and tell them to come see God.

20. The "Spotted Jordans With 'Nike Air' On The Back" Face.

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21. The "You Will Never Get A Pair This Rare" Face.

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"You have to go to Japan and fight an ice dragon that Yeezus himself rides to get this Adidas x Kanye West in thespecial colourway."

22. The "Missed Out On The Restock" Face.

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23. The "Working Out How Many Pairs I Own" Face.

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24. The "Maybe I Should Stop" Face.

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25. The "Aw Fuck It, I'm Too Legit To Quit" Face.

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