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A Pub Should Always Have A Pool Table And This Is Why

A pub without a pool table is just a shit living room.

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Pubs of Britain.

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Stop getting rid of your pool tables.

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We're so bored without them.

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Pubs and bars are approximately 326x better with pool tables.

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So stop replacing them with darts boards.

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Or sodding table football.

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Or the worst of you, when you give us that godforsaken YMCA entertainment form - table tennis.

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It's enough to make us wanna do a murder in the loos.

A pub without a pool table is just a shit living room.

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Do you know why pool tables are great?

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Do you know the type of people who enjoy playing pool?

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Heroes, that's who.

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No one has fantasies about getting it on a ping pong table.

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There has never been a good scene about table football.

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NO ONE.

Even Community couldn't do it.

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Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Pool tables make all films and TV shows better.

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Pint prices are already wrecking our bank balances.

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So if landlords are trying to bore us into buying more drinks it's not working.

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So get fucked with your cute signs.

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Your lack of serving plates.

The chopping board is the least of it. Inside the Camden Hells can is... gravy. #WEWANTPLATES etc.

And give us back our pool tables.

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Please?

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