2. Food. So much food.
Because ice cream soothes a broken heart.
You listen to Someone Like You over and over and over…
4. Ice Cream
Looking exactly like this.
5. Sex and the City marathon
Because no one has experienced hurt like you and Carrie Bradshaw.
7. Facebook (obviously)
Must know who she is. Must be prettier than her.
And that bitch has a lazy eye in her profile photo. Probably.
- French authorities have begun moving thousands of migrants and refugees from the makeshift "Jungle" camp in Calais.
- Trump supporters haranguing the press at rallies has become routine. Now, the alt-right has adopted an old Nazi term to describe reporters.
- Jay Z is holding a concert for Clinton in Ohio aimed at mobilizing a group she's struggled to excite: black voters. 🎤
- Girl Scout cookies for breakfast: General Mills says a cereal will be released in January 😋