1. Stop posing with exotic animals.
WHY HAS EVERY GUY ON TINDER MET A TIGER?!
2. Stop flaunting cash.
…especially when there’s small bills involved.
3. Stop trying too hard to be seductive.
Seriously. Just stop.
4. Stop being ironic.
5. Stop going crazy if your message is ignored.
6. Stop showing how popular you are.
7. Don’t kiss your girlfriend in your profile picture.
8. Don’t wield a weapon.
9. Don’t bring up breastfeeding. Ever.
10. Stop posting pictures of your oddly shiny abs.
Even if they’re real, it’s gross.
11. Stop doing… whatever this is.
Or wearing these pants.
Probably just don’t own them, actually.
12. This does not mean you are a great catch.
13. Showing off your penis does NOT make you a great catch.
14. …your naked butt is also not okay.
- Heads up, Harry Potter fans. You can now get Butterbeer ice cream at your grocery store 🍦✨