21 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes That Should Never Have Been Made

You’re a sexy what?!

To quote Mean Girls:

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.”

Some things are just NOT meant to be sexy…

1. Sexy Burt & Ernie

$49.95 each

2. Sexy Bacon


6. Sexy Oscar the Grouch


8. Sexy Rooster


9. Sexy Hostess Cupcake


10. Sexy George Washington


11. Sexy Mrs. Potato Head


12. Sexy Hamburger


13. Sexy Corn on the Cob


14. Sexy Environmentalist


16. Sexy Clown


17. Sexy Shower (?)


18. Sexy Pig


19. Sexy Cindy Brady


20. Sexy Big Bird(s)


21. Sexy Chinese Food


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