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The Most Impressive Business Card Ever Created
Because your business ideas have to be bulletproof!
Crowdfund This Ransom!
Just because the parents don't have enough money to pay, doesn't mean we can't crowdfund this ransom.
How To Make Chicken Cordon Bleu On Ecstasy
Cooking for date night can be fun and easy, with just a few hits of ecstasy.
Favorite Memes (Journey - Faithfully Song Parody)
Former Journey frontman Steve Perry only recently learned about internet memes. He reworked an old classic song to show how much he loves them.
A Message From Liam Neeson About Kidnapped Daughters
If you have a daughter...she will be taken.
Mitt Romney's Brain Gets Hacked
The best Mitt Romney impersonation I've seen. If you've ever wanted to hear Romney tell a crowd, "Training bras. I eat them. With corn Skittles, and reacharounds." you need to watch this.
Obama's Chair Responds To Eastwood's Speech At RNC
Hollywood heavyweight Clint Eastwood made an unscheduled appearance on the GOP convention stage. President Obama's chair responds.
The Best Card Game Commercial I've Ever Seen
Every poker game I've ever played ends like this.
Some QB That I Used To Know - Gotye Parody
Colts and Broncos fans are having a hard time dealing with the loss of Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow. So they decided to sing about it.
How To Tie A Double Windsor On Crack
"Your appearance is a classy and effective way to show others that you are effective and classy." from the folks at HUMORdy
How To Mow Your Yard On PCP
"Maintaining a well kept lawn is difficult, especially when all you want to do is smoke PCP and relax. Well why can't you do both?"
Hey Everyone, My Drug Dealer's Here!! I'm About To Purchase Some Cocaine From Him
"My dealer is...the guy"
Finding Your Wallet Is Hard Enough Without All Of The Emotional Baggage Attached
First he couldn't make Doritos, now he can't find his wallet.
Self-Employed Job Interview
Just because you're self-employed, doesn't mean you automatically get the job.
Finding a New Apartment is Easy; Finding One Not Haunted by Evil Spirits is Hard.
Starring John Ramsey, from the Home Video Commentaries.
The Best Rejected Doritos Super Bowl Ad
What where they thinking?
Two Brothers, a Filmmaker and a Comedian Decided to Do Director's Commentary On Some Old Family Videos.
Get into the mind of the filmmakers of this home video classic.
Rick Perry's New Ad Campaign
Rick Perry, American, Christian, Freedom. President?
Sound Advice for Cynical Bastards
Some advice on the proper way to live your life.... if you're a cynical bastard.