16 People Who Aren't Quite Ready For Adventure

At least they're out there. Do you have aspirations of becoming a professional adventurist? Sure you do. Well, don't get discouraged when things don't go your way. And check out the adventures of Captain Morgan on his YouTube page - you know, for inspiration.

1. Maybe he's feeling a little adventurous tonight, and he set out to cause some mayhem.

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Nice try.

2. Props on finally working up the courage to ride this huge hill!

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But...maybe don't do it again.

3. It's understandable that you'd want to do a simulation before the real thing, sure.

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But this is ridiculous.

4. Man, if that had landed, he'd be riding off into the sunset right now.

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...but it didn't, and he's not.

5. Conquer your fear of the vast open sea, they said!

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Nothing will go wrong, they said!

6. Bested by the bouncy ball again.

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Maybe next time!

7. Think you can make a jet ski fly? Sure you can!

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Follow your dreams!

8. One must never underestimate puddles.

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They are an adventurer's silent nemesis.

9. If you're going to parkour your way through life, then you should, at the very least, practice with squishy buildings.

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You're getting there.

10. If he can't even master the use of a segue, there's very little hope for the success of his adventures.

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It's an extremely intuitive form of personal transportation. Come on.

11. She immediately regrets this decision.

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Too late. You're in it, now.

12. "Off to explore the unknown!" he bellowed.

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and soon after - "Nevermind!"

13. One has to wonder what the best case scenario was supposed to be, here.

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Enlightenment?

14. The enthusiasm is appreciated.

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But ultimately for nought.

15. Know your limitations!

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Make sure you've got a trough of stagnant water to break your fall!

16. Parkour is timeless.

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In every generation there are those who strive for greatness but don't quite make it. Learn from your elders.