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15 Abstract Concepts That Will Blow Your Tiny Mind

If you didn't learn to speak...how would you think? Captain Morgan sure would like to know!

1. It's OK to sit outside someone's house and take photos of them...but only if they're famous.

2. You're actually just a brain controlling a body.

3. If you didn't learn to speak, how would you be able to think things?

4. Why do we still say a "pair" of jeans when it's clearly a single item?

5. Who came up with clapping?

6. Shouldn't this be called a "teethbrush"?

7. Why is it called a building when it's already built?

8. Surely "slim chance" and "fat chance" should mean opposite things?

9. Why do we call it a boxing ring when it's quite clearly square?

10. "To sleep like a baby" means a perfect night's sleep...

11. ...and to fall asleep, you first have to pretend to be asleep.

12. Ever noticed how the word "bed" kinda looks like a bed?

13. Why is mnemonic so hard to spell?!

14. And aren't all gifts free?

15. And did you ever stop to think that, at this very second, you are both the oldest AND the youngest you'll ever be.

Ah, you know what, let's not sweat the small stuff. Take life less seriously and have more fun with Captain Morgan!