Paid PostPosted on May 11, 201615 Abstract Concepts That Will Blow Your Tiny MindIf you didn't learn to speak...how would you think? Captain Morgan sure would like to know!by Captain MorganPromoted ContentFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. It's OK to sit outside someone's house and take photos of them...but only if they're famous. moodboard / Getty Images If they're not famous, you go to prison. 2. You're actually just a brain controlling a body. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CBS / Via whatshouldtheatrecallme.tumblr.com Mental. 3. If you didn't learn to speak, how would you be able to think things? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20th Century Fox / Via reactiongifs.com Would you think in pictures? Images? Would you even have an imagination? 4. Why do we still say a "pair" of jeans when it's clearly a single item? Thinkstock Same goes for knickers. And trousers. And shorts. And pants! 5. Who came up with clapping? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF RKO Radio Pictures / Via reactiongifs.com It's just smacking your hands together to make noise. Did we take inspiration from seals? OR WAIT, did seals take inspiration from US?! 6. Shouldn't this be called a "teethbrush"? ThinkStock Look, that's the EXACT same realisation this guy is having right now. His brain is pure mush. Where do you even go from there? 7. Why is it called a building when it's already built? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Miramax Films / Via teen.com But then, what should it be called? Do you build a build? 8. Surely "slim chance" and "fat chance" should mean opposite things? Adam Gault / Getty Images Yet both terms are wholly appropriate for describing your chances of walking out the casino with any money left. 9. Why do we call it a boxing ring when it's quite clearly square? aluxum / Getty Images Wrestling might be fake, but at least it has the chops to call it a squared circle. 10. "To sleep like a baby" means a perfect night's sleep... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via astrologyy-gifs.tumblr.com Ask any new parent what they make of that assumption. 11. ...and to fall asleep, you first have to pretend to be asleep. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The CW / Via deanwinchestergifs.tumblr.com This is getting a bit like inception. 12. Ever noticed how the word "bed" kinda looks like a bed? ThinkStock See? (And now you can't unsee it.) 13. Why is mnemonic so hard to spell?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via globetrottingjessie.wordpress.com 14. And aren't all gifts free? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20th Century Fox / Via reactiongifs.com 15. And did you ever stop to think that, at this very second, you are both the oldest AND the youngest you'll ever be. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via awesomegifs.com Ah, you know what, let's not sweat the small stuff. Take life less seriously and have more fun with Captain Morgan!