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Genius Thoughts That Prove The Best Ideas Come In The Shower

Time to unlock your true creative potential with Captain Morgan.

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1. This genius way to finally eliminate the world of lukewarm food:

2. This thrifty way to get fit AF:

Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for everyday that you don't go.

3. How to ensure we can finally, truly eat the entire bag of popcorn:

4. This trippy way to approach birthdays:

5. How to end the sweat-inducing anxiety that comes with handing over your phone:

6. This brilliant way to prepare for job interviews:

7. This app where you'd right-swipe on pretty much everyone:

8. How we could make time machines pay for themselves:

9. How to finally end discrimination against people with an awful memory:

10. This argument for calendar reform that's basically porn for perfectionists:

11. This holiday we desperately need, like, right now:

12. This classification system that just makes sense:

13. This prank, coming soon to a world near you:

When you take life less seriously, you have more fun. Live Like the Captain with Captain Morgan.