1. You can live out your life long dream of playing trombone while standing on a table with one leg:
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2. It's a nice place to relax for a martini or three:
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3. You can party like there's no tomorrow:
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4. And get a wee bit tipsy with a friend:
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5. It makes for a great Jazz venue:
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6. And it's awesome for bringing down the house:
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7. It's a nice place to take a quick dip:
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8. Or to lounge about:
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9. And show off your guns:
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10. And impress everyone around you:
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11. You can rob a bank:
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12. And make away with all the loot:
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13. But just don't get caught:
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14. You can dig up some nifty fossils:
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15. And look very excited while doing so:
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16. You can bust a move:
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17. Or become one with the dinosaurs:
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18. You can perform delicate archaeological work:
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19. Or not:
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20. You can live life on the edge:
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21. Or make someone walk the plank:
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22. You can look for buried treasure:
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23. And nosh on some grog:
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24. But most importantly you can live out your childhood pirate dreams:
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