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15 Signs You're Completely Useless Without Technology

When phones fail, the world is an unfamiliar place. Use the Canon PIXMA before you're forced into a digital detox.

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1. This is the face you're most happy to see:

A sight for sore eyes and low batteries.
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A sight for sore eyes and low batteries.

2. If your phone died right now, you'd know only a couple phone numbers from memory...

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Your parent's landline and that one friend from elementary school.

3. ...and your sense of direction would go out the window.

"West is always left, right?"
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"West is always left, right?"

4. Without search engines at your fingertips, you wouldn't have the patience to settle petty arguments.

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How do you CTRL + F a book?

5. You've completely forgotten how to mail something IRL.

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What's the file size limit for a real-life package?

6. Let's face it: The only cursive you remember from third grade are the letters in your signature...

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And even those are mostly nonsensical squiggles.

7. ...and you've long since given up on spelling anything right the first time.

Autocorrect never fai;s.
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Autocorrect never fai;s.

8. When someone leaves your table at a restaurant, you instantly bury yourself in your phone to avoid an unbearable minute of sitting alone in public...

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"Well, better check my Accessibility settings."

9. You're literally (and figuratively) powerless when the speech you're reading on your tablet freezes.

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"And, uh — so, as I was, um, saying..."

10. ...and you never feel more naked than when you forget it at home.

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Even when you're actually naked.

11. You've left the bathroom only to return with your phone because it isn't worth it otherwise.

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You know how boring it is without it.

12. Whenever you move to a new place without internet, this is the most heartbreaking thing you can see...

Until the ISP technician comes, anyway.
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Until the ISP technician comes, anyway.

13. ...because you literally have no idea what to do with yourself without Wi-Fi.

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Weeeeee.

14. You've had nightmares of your phone dying right when you were going to show your mobile boarding pass at the airport gate.

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😱 😱 😱

15. Finally, you've forgotten what it's like to share a photo album with someone without nervously checking over their shoulder.

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"Swipe right! SWIPE RIGHT!"

Sooner or later, you're gonna wish you had a hard copy instead. For all the times you can't trust your phone, there's the Canon PIXMA printer.