1. Bartenders go out on weeknights, and who knows more about having fun than bartenders?
2. Drink specials are much better during the week than the weekend.
3. Karaoke nights are usually on weeknights, and everyone knows karaoke is the most fun activity you could do.
4. This Venn diagram:
5. No pee lines! SUCH LUXURY.
6. There are more weeknights. Why would you limit yourself to just two days? That's silly.
7. There's more room to dance your butt off and fewer people to judge you for doing it.
8. You're not competing for the bartender's attention.
9. And the bartender will probably learn your name! That's VIP service right there.
10. This nearly accurate pie chart:
11. The odds of someone spilling a drink on you are practically zero.
12. Aaaaaaand Friday is technically a weekday. Your argument is invalid.
Have the most fun weeknight in history with Captain Morgan Cannon Blast.
It's the only shot that's poured out of a cannonball. Fun! We know.