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29 Things That'll Scare Any Texan

Giant bugs, ruined Whataburger, and rattlesnakes, oh my!

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2. Your AC breaking down in the middle of July.

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BRB, gonna go hang out in the freezer section of H-E-B for a while.

4. Your favorite Blue Bell ice cream going out of stock at your local H-E-B.

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Or production being temporarily halted. Is nothing sacred!? 🙈

5. Eating Tex-Mex anywhere outside of Texas.

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You're always disappointed because nothing can ever compare.

13. Accidentally stepping on a bluebonnet.

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And the pain you feel when you see it crushed underneath your boot.

14. Visiting another state with no breakfast tacos to be found. Anywhere.

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Seriously, why is this not a thing everywhere?

15. Arriving at a crawfish boil and finding out that they've RUN OUT OF CRAWFISH.

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Lord, where is thy mercy?

18. Finding the perfect pair of boots, but they don't have your size.

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Maaaaybe I can squeeze, if I curl my toes just right.

19. When it's rodeo week and you can't find your boots anywhere.

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You managed to find everything else, EXCEPT FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.

20. Diving into a swimming pool and it's the same temperature as your sweat.

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And it feels like a humidity bath.

21. Your local donut shop running out of kolaches.

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*cries*

23. Finding out the convenience store is out of Topo Chico.

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24. Being downwind of this distinct smell.

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25. Searching for your favorite Shiner in H-E-B and it's nowhere to be found.

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Don't y'all know it's my birthday?

27. This tough choice.

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How exactly do you choose just *one* to eat?

28. Having to control your own rage when someone disses your team.

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The phrase 'bull in a china shop' comes to mind.

29. Running into all your Exes...

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But you still live in Texas, because you can't bear to live anywhere else.

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