19 Smoking Hot Reasons You're Still Not Over Cary Elwes
"As you wish."
1. His Dread Pirate Roberts moustache drew even more attention to his chiseled jawline, if that's possible.
Only a handful of people in this world can pull off the pencil-thin mustache and actually make it look sexy.
2. His devilishly handsome smirk when he played the evil meteorologist in Twister.
Yes, you read that correctly: an evil meteorologist. Because he's "in it for the money, not the science." We're just in it for Carey.
3. This swoon-worthy "as you wish" face.
Classic Cary. This is the face that's forever immortalized in our hearts.
4. When he was debonair AF as Robin Hood.
Cary playing the man in tights? Yes, please.
5. And wielded five arrows at once.
Feels like that's how many Cupid shot us with when we watched him in this movie.
6. Be still, my heart.
7. And he managed to look even better with glasses as an adorkable, bespeckled professor.
Hot for teacher.
8. What's that? You want more Cary Elwes?
9. When he was the finest looking villain this side of the jungle.
Take a minute to fully appreciate this photo. The button-down shirt, the sword, the boots, those legs, that pose.
10. When he just came back from the dead and still managed to be dangerously good looking.
11. SMOLDERING.
12. Because he made us swoon over a man in uniform not once...
13. ... but twice.
Three times if you count The Pentagon Wars. Four times if you count The Jungle Book.
14. He looks flawless in full formal wear.
(This could also double as his O face, you might imagine.)
15. DROP DEAD FLAWLESS.
16. Yet he still manages to look suave AF as a dirt-smudged farm boy.
No farm boy, as you wish.
17. His incredible acting range. From a romantic lover-boy...
We have serious Lady Jane envy.
18. ...to the fearsome Dread Pirate Roberts.
19. And because he's still debonair.
Aged like a fine wine, even when he's playing a villain.